The Owl House x Yakuza: Kamurocho's Newest Witch....in Training

Kamurocho at Peace

3rd P.O.V.

after Jingu's defeat, the others were still at New Serena

Majima: but how are you gonna nominate Selma for best film and Ava Duvernay not gonna get a director nomination? lik-i don't understand exactly how that works. i'm not a member of the academy but it seems like things are a little backwards there. wouldn't you agree Haruka?

Haruka: ....uh...i guess so.

Majima: furthermore, how y'all gonna give Bennett Miller a best director nomination, but then you're not gonna nominate the film "Fox Catcher" okay? which he directed, which was good, he was masterful in his job, it's jus-i don-you know...what's going on, lik-it's li-what's the logic there? you know what i mea-if he did that good of a job, well how come the film, is not nominated, for academy award?

Akiyama: i-i never seen Fox Catcher before.

then Kiryu came in with dozens of bruises from the final battle

Majima: you get to nominate 10 films every year. but this year you decide you're only gonna nominate eight films. ....if you got the space to do it and you all like Fox Catcher so much that you're gonna give the director a director nomination, then why would you not nominate the film? same goes for Ava Duvernay! you already made Selma a film that you want to win the award but then you're not going to let her get her due?! or her accolades?! it's just something seems off here. something. seems. off.

Kiryu: i just think that the producers of enter the woods did themselves a disservice by not including the narrator from the original musical theater production.

Majima: as in legion of....

Kiryu: ....but that's on you. that's on y'all.

Haruka: u-uncle Kazuma! you're back!

Kiryu: yep.

Nishiki: ey man, what happened to you after you took out Jingu?

Kiryu: uh...i jus-i must have, like, snuck out or something like that.

Majima: [in English accent] i thought perchance you went missing.

Kiryu: why do yo-why do you got to do the voices, ma-why you doing the voices? why you doing that, man?

Haruka: i got a new idea for a album, man. It's gonna be just the sound of screeching metal, and then only one spoken word per track.

Kiryu: cool. cool.

Haruka: [high pitched squeals] that's one of them screeching metal sounds i was talking about earlier, man.

Kiryu: yeah, okay, so what is going on with me? what is happening with me?

Nishiki: man what th-(slams his palm on the table) what DID happen?!

Kiryu: ....what?

Nishiki: we used to be somebody, man. we used to be a team! we was on top! then Jingu came back from the dead, Daigo had a reconnection with his father who turned into a dragon golem, THEN he had to let Goda turn over a new leaf after the whole climactic battle 11 pages ago, then Dragon Quest came in the picture, then Eda and Lilith wrecked the Millenium Tower, Jingu killed Belos, then you went and lost your fucking mind and put Jingu back to where he came from.

then Kiryu was playing a Game Boy making Nishiki confused while he was pissed

Nishiki: can we just lose the 3000 and just have you back to normal like right now? tell me. tell me straight up, man. what happened?

Kiryu: you know what be even better, though, man? (holds up a pinwheel and shines it in front of Nishiki) is if you looked into the pinwheel with your third eye. and everything will be revealed.