NODLE SEASON 1 SCRIPT

Episode 3: Natty Dark

S1E3: Natty Dark
(Opening shot starts with a minor zoom in towards a Natty Light factory, at night.)
(Cut to a pink dog, a black demon, and a black gator dragon walking, the pink dog talks into his Bluetooth. A panel opens up to reveal another black gator, but in a cloak, presumably Petal.)
Petal: WHY WOULD YOU THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA DAD??? THAT LITTLE PEST DOESNT EVEN DRINK NATTY LIGHT. ALSO I DIDNT ASK FOR TH-
Mr. Nodle: Florida Man does, and my brother lives with him. So I guess that's another pest off of my nose!
Petal: Ugh.... Whatever. Just don't make noise ok?
Mr. Nodle: K. *hangs up the call*
(They soon reach the entrance and Mr. Nodle turns to Capi.)
Mr. Nodle: Alright kid listen. I want you to take this flask right? *hands him a tiny vial with a black liquid* and I want you to hide somewhere, when you do, text me then I'll turn you invisible. After that, pour the vial in the beer! Got that?
Capi: wait why am I doing it?? Shouldn't Zeus do it? He's the expert!
Mr. Nodle: Because I wanna teach you to not fuck up! Like you have been for the past 50 years!
Capi, defeated: ....k....
(Capi walks in, he sees a couple people in the bathroom and goes in. He goes in a stall and shuts the door. He pulls out his phone and texts Nodle: Ok
Camera cuts to Nodle outside, he feels a vibrate and looks down at his phone, and his third eye starts glowing.
It cuts back to the bathroom. The now invisible Capi opens the stall door, he comes out and it immediately cuts to him walking up to a giant beer bowl, he opens the vial, and pours it in. The beer immediately turns black. He sees it spread to the rest of the big containers and ditches.
Camera then cuts to the front doors of the factory and Mr. Nodle and Zeus waiting. The door opens and Capi walks out. Nodle turns the invisibility off.)
Mr. Nodle: Well well well! Did you do it?
Capi: Mhm.
Mr. Nodle, smiling: That's good, now we can go home.
(Camera zooms out from the factory as they all walk back home.)
Camera cuts immediately to the Man house in the morning, then to Ruby, Hisani, and Venom playing smash.)
(Venom is playing as Kirby, Ruby is playing as Pikachu, Hisani is playing as Bowser.)
(Ruby gets swallowed by Venom, and Hisani runs up and knocks them off the board, a beam then flashes as the announcer says "GAME!")
Hisani, jumping up: AHHHH!! I WON!! *turns back around at Venom* I won pussies!
Venom: Hell yeah bro great job!!
Ruby: :)
Neo, running up the steps panicking: RUBY, HISANI, VENOM, FLORIDA MAN NEEDS HELP!! HE TURNED INTO A SPIDER!
Hisani, giggling: He what?
Venom, getting up: Actually, that sounds awesome! Let's go check it out guys!
(Cut to them all coming onto the porch, the camera then reveals a black shadow Spider with Florida Man in the middle.)
Hisani: Holy shit....
Venom, speechless: For a second I... thought you were kidding.
Neo: Mmh.
(Venom looks down and sees a can of Natty Light, with black liquid leaking out. He picks up the can and pours it on the ground, but the liquid turns into tiny black spiders as it's being poured. Neo stares at the Natty spiders.)
Venom, turning to Neo: What if this stuff turned him into a spider?
Neo, grabbing the can: Hmmm...
Ruby, noticing the Florida Man spider moving: Guys he's getting away!
Venom, standing on all fours and growing: Cmon!
(Hisani nods and hops onto Venoms back, he flies away and follows the spider, he then notices all the other spiders and the cluster of spiders that are surrounding publix, who are then tearing the building to shreds.)
Venom: Oooof course....
Hisani: Wait try shooting the spiders, what does that do?
Venom: Hmmm...
(Venom opens his mouth and projects a beam from his mouth, onto one of the spiders legs. The leg comes off and grows a new spider, while the other spider that lost the leg grows it's leg back.)
Venom: Uhm... that don't work.
Hisani: Hmmm..
Venom: If mine don't work then what about yours?
Hisani: my what?
Venom: powers. Your demon powers?
Hisani: Oh that's a good idea! *puts on his oni mask* Alright I'll be right back- *jumps off and turns into his lion form*
(Hisani shoots soul fire at one of the spider's legs. It does nothing to the spider. He then uses telekinesis on the spiders, knocking them over like dominoes.)
Zeus walking up, Capi beside him: Well well well I can see your trying to kill everything we made.
Hisani, in the middle of the fallen spiders: Why are you—
(Capi pounces on Hisani.)
Hisani: OOF.
(Capi punches Hisani til Hisani spits soul fire at him.)
(Capi backs up off of him distracted by the pain and gets thrown by Hisani and his telekinesis.)
(Zeus rolls his eyes and pounces at Hisani. Hisani scratches and punches until Zeus spits sand in his face. Hisani spits fire back and runs behind him, grabbing him in a chokehold. Venom sees what's going on and he flies over. Hisani sees him flying over so he pushes the gator. Venom grabs him and flies him to the ocean to throw him in. He comes back to his lion brother.)
Venom: You ok?
(Hisani nods and they look over at a lion cub putting ice cream on one of the spider's legs.)
Cub: HEY MUMMY LOOK!! I'M PAINTING THE SPIDER!!
Mother: FLICK GET OVER HERE I SPENT 8 BUCKS FOR THAT!!
(Venom sees the spider growing weaker.)
Venom: Hisani, you see this??
Hisani: What?
Venom: The spiders growing weaker from the ice cream!
Hisani: Hm. That's cool, I wonder why.
Venom: What if- ..... WAIT A MINUTE!! Spiders live in warm places, and fall asleep in cold. These spiders get weak when they touch cold! I think I have an idea! :D *wags*
(Transition to Venom, Hisani, and Saturn in the front yard watching Ruby suck up snow.)
Saturn: What's all this snow for anyways?
Venom: Snow hurts spiders.
Saturn: Ohhhh....
HIsani: Thank you for all this space snow Saturn.
Saturn: Enceladus
Hisani: Right...
(After Ruby sucks up all the snow, she swallows it and turns into Ice Ruby, drip and everything.)
Venom, growing: ready?
Ruby nods and gets on Venoms back, he flies away with Hisani running behind. They see all the spiders and Ruby starts flooding the streets with freezing mist, which weakens all the spiders and turns everyone back to normal people.)
Venom: Hell yeah. This was a great idea!
(They soon reach Florida Man. Venom circles the Spider and Ruby surrounds the spider with icy mist, which makes the spider shrink and make Florida man normal again. They then land near him as the icy mist floods the streets, shrinking the rest of the spiders.)
Florida Man: Uh- thank you guys.
(Venom nods, then a zoom in happens on Zeus peaking around the corner. He turns around and stands against the wall, talking into his Bluetooth.)
Zeus: Hey uhm.. they've managed to kill the spiders.
Mr. Nodle: The fuck you mean they killed the spiders.
Petal: I knew this was a bad idea... like how does I wanna kill Publix translate to I wanna kill everyone in your head???
Mr. Nodle: Because! Anyone who dares to get in your way should perish. NO ONE is slipping past my grip. If I want my daughter's dream to come true, then IT WILL come true.
Petal: Dad you've gone insane...
Mr. Nodle: Actually that gives me another idea! *teleports away*
Petal: Sighhh.... (Hangs up)
(Zeus looks up, camera cuts to back view with him looking up at a big Natty light wave.)
Zeus: Oh no....
(Camera then cuts to a front view of Ice Ruby, Venom, Hisani, and Florida Man looking at the wave in fear. Ruby gets angry and runs over to the shore. She sucks up the wave when it gets close. She holds it in her mouth and sees a pink dog.
Venom, nudging Hisani: Hey, that's the pink dog your clone was talking about!
(The pink dog is seen floating. He opens up his chest and reveals a black hole to suck Ruby up. Ruby spits all the Natty light out at Mr. Nodle, who is now sucking it into his chest. He closes his chest, flies down and crouches down. He starts shaking.)
Ruby: RUUUUUN!!!
(Everyone except Mr. Nodle runs. He is growing spider legs out of his chest. Fl Man is running towards Ruby.)
Fl Man: RUBY!!
(Ruby looks over.)
FL Man: Swallow me.
Ruby: What???
FL Man: Yeah. Remember my powers?? If you swallow me then my powers will help you defeat him.
Ruby: That's... a good idea.
(Ruby starts to suck FL Man up. She then becomes Florida Ruby. Venom turns around.)
Venom: Florida Ruby? That's a thing? I can't believe that's a thing!
(Mr. Nodle runs towards Ruby. Ruby pulls a gator spine whip from her chest, with ice shards all over it, presumably from being Ice Ruby. Ruby whips it around Nodle's spider legs, she pulls them towards Venom and Venom kicks Nodle back. He goes flying and his spider legs shrink back into his chest. Nodle gets up and runs towards Ruby, Ruby scratches and Nodle teleports behind her, beginning to choke her. The choking seems to envoke a traumatic memory from her childhood...)
Florida Man: DUDE FORGET THE TRAUMA, USE THE LAWN MOWERS!
(Ruby snaps her fingers and summons lawnmowers, Mr. Nodle looks behind himself to see lawnmowers. Venom and Hisani also see the lawnmowers moving towards Nodle .)
Venom: RUUUUN!!
(Hisani and Venom lunge onto the sidewalk while Nodle runs a different direction, Ruby runs towards the sidewalk and sees Nodle turn onto another street. Ruby follows him and turns into a lawn mower. Mr. Nodle is now flying and is watching the lawnmowers pass him. He sees Ruby run herself up one of the buildings with her gator spine whip, she turns back into her Anteater self, jumps off of the wall and uses her spine whip to push him into the lawnmower crowd, with the mowers running him over. She lands on the edge of the street and waits for all the lawn mowers to pass. She then spits out FL Man. He gets up and sees the last lawnmower pass. He walks up to the struggling and bloody dog.)
Mr. Nodle: *cough cough*.... Nice try trying to kill me you dinosaur.
FL Man: You're disgusting.
Mr. Nodle: Yeah yeah.... Bye loser.
(Mr. Nodle then fades away. Ruby finally walks up.)
Venom: Ruby!! I never knew you could brawl like that!
Ruby: heheh...yeahhh....
Florida Man: Anyways, anyone hungry? I was gonna order some pizza.
Ruby, smiling: I am.
Florida Man, summoning a huge lawnmower: Great! Hop on kids, let's go home.
(The kids all get up on the lawnmower and ride away, presumably back to Neo's house.)