NODLE SEASON 1 SCRIPT

Episode 10: Wet House

(Venom is seen on his phone in the garage in front of a table and a bucket. It zooms into Venom on FaceTime with his friend, Jax.)
Venom: Ok so.. (picks up a wolf plushie and puts it on the table) This is you, and- (picks up a box and puts it on the table) This is your house.
Jax: Ok?
Venom, picking up a water glass and putting it on the table: and this is me. So what I'm gonna do is- (sets down the glass of water and picks up a bucket, he tips over the bucket onto the box and causes a big splash.
Jax, laughing: WHAT THE FUCK??
Venom: IM COMING OVER AND DRENCHING YOUR HOUSE IN WATER PUSSY!!
Jax, laughing: Why???
Venom: BECAUSE I CAN!!
(Fig then rings in and interrupts the call.)
Jax: Who's that?
Venom: Oh, that's my friend!
(Venom accepts it and an Axolotl appears in another frame.)
Fig: Hey
Venom: Hewwo!
Fig: Why are you all wet?
Venom: Uhh.. Ice bucket challenge.
Fig: ????? Why were you— (Shakes it off.) Anyways, dad needs to talk to you.
Venom: What about?
(A Tanuki man then gets handed the phone.)
Tanuki: Yeah so, I think my ex wife is up to something..
Venom: Isnt that a you problem?
Tanuki: Yeah but listen! Fig seen her at the mental hospital carrying in timers.
Venom: T-timers? Like,,, bomb timers or?
Tanuki: Yeah... We feel like she's up to something. Here's what I was planning, maybe you and Fig can infiltrate the hospital, and see what's going on.
Fig: But how do we get in?
Tanuki: I have a plan... it's a bit hard to explain but I'll try the best I can..
(It then cuts to a door shutting and Venom and Fig walking up to him the Tanuki.)
Venom: Actually.. I've never asked for your name havent i?
Tanuki: Oh! I'm Eiji. Anyways, we need to figure out a way to admit you guys in there, so that you can investigate.
Venom: How about you act like a stressed dad and we act like insane kids being Venus fly traps?
Fig: Wait what??
Eiji: ... wha-
(Venom then proceeds to transform himself into a Venus fly trap.)
Eiji: ...What....
(Fig looks at Venom in confusion)
Venom: Here I'll help you!
(Venom then pulls on Fig's whole body and turns him into a Venus fly trap.)
Fig: Ooook I guess that works-
(They all head in the mental hospital and Eiji walks up to the nurse.)
Nurse: Hey!
Eiji: Hey so uh,, can they see someone? (Points at Venom and Fig
Nurse: Sure thing!
(It then transitions to the nurse and the three in a doctor room.)
Nurse: So,, what seems to be the problem?
Eiji: So,, my sons here think that there plants. The-
(Venom bites down on Eiji's leg.)
OW!! VENOM GET OFF!!!
(Eiji shakes around his leg and the nurse helps him get Venom off. The nurse is then seen holding Venom. Fig screams and jumps around and Venom screams along with him.)
Nurse: Do you think this,, is a game or something?
Eiji: NO THEY BEEN DOING THIS FOR MONTHS!! NONSTOP! And the thing is, they are fully grown adults!
Nurse: They don't have kids or anything?
Eiji: No.
Nurse: Mm. Whelp,, I'll contact our advisor and see if we can take them in.
Eiji: Thank you.
(Scene then transitions to Venom in a separate room from Fig. Venom, still as a plant, notices the vent on the ceiling and gets out his phone. He calls Fig.)
Venom: Hey Fig, do you have a vent on your ceiling too?
Fig: Yeah, I was thinking maybe we could crawl through the vents to look around at everything? So that we're not as noticed easily.
Venom: Yeahhh!! That's what I was thinking too!
(Fig hangs up and jumps up and bites the vent cover off. He then goes up it and knocks Venom's vent down. Venom then smiles and cuts to Venom and Fig as normal crawling through the vents. Fig then falls down a vent and hears a fan. He stops himself by putting his arms and legs on the vent walls Fig is now stuck over a fan.)
Fig: VENOM HELP!!
Venom, reaching down with his paw: GRAB MY PAW!!
Fig, trying to reach for Venom's paw: I CANT REA-
(Fig then slides down a little more. Venom thinks for a bit and then spawns a platform on his paw. The platform grows longer and then he reaches down. Fig grabs on and climbs on Venom then takes him out.)
Venom: You ok?
(Fig nods and the platform grows longer to the other side. Fig then climbs off.)
Fig: Thank you.
Venom, climbing to the other side: Mhm!
(They keep climbing. All of a sudden, the vent drops down and they stop. They look down it.)
Fig: Do you think there's fans in this one?
Venom, looking down it: Mmmmm I don't see any. I'll go down there and check.
Fig, watching Venom go down: Venom I wouldn't—
(Venom falls until, THUMP!! He lands.)
Venom: ITS ALL GOOD!
(Fig then crashes down onto him.)
Venom: GAHHHH!!!
Fig, rolling off of Venom: Sorry.
Venom, starts climbing: it's fine, cmon. I hear something.
(Fig then follows Venom to a vent opening. They look out it and see a giant missle, and a couple people, including a fox lady.)
Fig, whispering: Mom???
Fox Lady: So! What were gonna do now is we're gonna take that big ol' thing and code it to go to Brazil.
Scientist #1: Like a specific State in Brazil or..?
Fox Lady: Brazil. The whole Brazil.
Scientist #1: Y-yes Madam..
Venom: ..I have family in Brazil...
(Fig then pushes open the vent door.)
Fig, climbs out: Mom!
Fox Lady: Fig!
Fig: Why do you wanna blow up Brazil?
Fox Lady: That's none of your business, Fig! MEN, ATTACK THEM!!
(The scientists jump at them both, Venom grabs one and slams him into the wall, Fig then summons a wave of water from the floor, it splashes the scientist! Fig then blasts the scientist with water, but the scientist grabs a tube, the water goes through the tube and he points the other end at Fig, Fig jumps over and Venom rushes over with his hammer, he bats the water away, having it splash all over! They both run over at Venom, Venom spins around with his hammer. Fig then runs over onto the missile and his flower starts to glow, he then shoots glowing water at the first scientist, who then runs up the missile, Fig is seen at the top and the scientist Leaps! Fig grabs him and throws him, he then shoots a laser at the scientist's chest, causing him to faint. The second scientist then runs over to Venom, but he throws him towards a wall!! He then bolts towards the missile and sees a latch, he tears off the latch and and it reveals wires. He sighs.)
(Fig then is seen with water arms, the scientist gets out a ray gun, he shoots, but the bullet gets absorbed by the water arms and gets thrown back! The scientist then faints after being shot. The fox lady then shoots duct tape out of her watch, and right onto Venom! She then goes near the launch button.)
Fig: What was that for???
Fox Lady: Whelp, that's what you guys get for being nosy little assholes.
(Fig then walks towards his mum.)
Fox Lady: DONT!! Come ANY closer. I WILL PRESS THE BUTTON
Fig: Mum, listen—
Venom: I have family in Brazil you can't-
Fox Lady, turning to Venom: WELL THEN GO DIE ALONG WITH THEM!
(The fox presses the button. Fig's face drops and he looks up, he sees Venom taped onto the missle as it ascends, breaking the building above it and everything in it. Eiji then sees the missile and looks at it in horror. By this point, the missiles up in the sky. Venom looks around, and sees an airplane heading right for him. Meanwhile, Fig turns to his mom.)
Fox lady: What are you doing here anyways??
Fig: You... killed my friend..
Fox Lady: That's what you get for being a nosy little bitch.
Fig: What's up with you and hurting everyone??? You hurt me, you hurt my dad, my sister, AND YOU JUST MURDERED MY FRIEND AND HIS WHOLE FUCKING BLOODLINE!!!
Fox Lady: Ok when did I ever hurt your dad?? He was a deadbeat and you know it.
Fig: At least he's a homeowner. What do you do?? Sell drugs??? Talk about a deadbeat....
Fox Lady: HEY!! Don't talk about you mother like that!
Fig: I'm just telling the truth. You refuse to hear it.
Fox lady: Fig... YOUR the one who needs to hear the truth! Your nothing but a liar. This whole thing about you getting radiation is a full lie!!
Fig: NO ITS NOT!! It's true, WHAT DO YOU THINK MY HEALTH RECORDS SAY ABOUT THIS?? FILE AFTER FILE AFTER FI—
(The fox lady then hits him with Venom's hammer, she smacks him across the floor.)
AHHH!!
Fox Lady: WERE DONE!! FIG, YOU AND YOUR FATHER ARE DEAD TO ME.
(The fox lady then walks out of the room, and into an elevator. Fig sits up and starts to tear up. Cut to him walking towards his dad in the parking lot.)
Eiji: What happened???
(Fig looks at him and starts to tear up. He runs over and hugs him, he starts bawling.)
Eiji: I'm here.. tell me what happened.
Fig, crying: Mum killed Venom.... SHE KILLED VENOM!!
Eiji: Wh-what?? ..
Fig, sniffing: She beat me up and told me I don't matter, she's probably right why would—
Eiji: Heyyy don't listen to her... you know that's not true.
Fig, sniffing: I just wish I coulda stopped he—
(Apple ringtone plays. He looks up at his phone, it's Venom. He answers it.)
Fig: Hello?
Venom: Hey! So-
Fig: VENOM!! YOUR ALIVE!! OH MY GOD HES ALIVE!!! YES!!! YES YES YES YES YES!!! AHHHHH!!
(He goes to hug his dad.)
Eiji: Well I'm glad he's alive!!
Venom: What you thought I was dead?
Fig: Yeah we thought you were gone. (Looks at the camera.) Everyone did.
Venom: So uh.. long story short, I landed in Wisconsin to my friend Jax, and he took me in!
Jax: Yeah he landed in a river and soaked everything.
Venom: I guess you could say... I soaked your house!
(Jax and Venom laugh. Eiji and Fig look at eachother in confusion.)
Fig: Whelp, that's great your alive!
Venom: Yeahh..
Eiji: So! You know when you'll be back??
Venom: I'll probably get back around here about... I'd say in 2 weeks.
Eiji: Oh.
Venom: Heh... I'm sorry, I just haven't spent time with my bestie like this before.
Fig: I getchya.
Venom: So uh-
(Someone yells dinner in the background on Venoms part.)
Jax: OH BOY CHINESE!!
Venom: Haha dinners ready. I'll Talk to ya later.
Fig: Alright, See ya.
(Fig hangs up.)
Eiji: Well I'm glad to know he's ok.
Fig, giggling: Yeah..
Eiji: Also, how did you get out of there? You were admitted.
Fig: I just walked out. Everyone was too distracted from the accident soooo I just walked out.
Eiji: Ok ok, makes sense.. Wanna go to Popeyes for dinner?
Fig: Damn right I do!
Eiji, unlocking his truck and walking towards it: Great, let's go!
(Cut to Popeyes, and then cut to inside where Fig and Eiji are seen eating chicken.)
Fig: Uh, can I ask a question?
Eiji: Go ahead.
Fig: Why did mu— does she even deserve to be called mum? Why did Fran break off with you?
Eiji: She was mean. (Swallows his chicken.) and entitled. She was harsh on everyone and it wasn't a good look.
(Camera shoots to a black scaled gator in a cloak, waiting for her chicken bucket.)
She even had her kids slash a whole family of gators, which I really don't get..
(The cloaked gator grabs her chicken bucket and walks out of the shot. Camera then pans back to Fig and his dad talking)
Fig: That's.. awful.
Eiji: Yeah. I didn't wanna look bad, so we broke off.
(Camera then shows a car, a pink dog gesturing the gator to get in.)
Fig: I wonder if the gators are ok.
Eiji: I do too, Fig.
(The gator gets in and they drive out of the shot.)