NODLE SEASON 1 SCRIPT

Episode 11: Sushi Cat

(Camera cuts to Venom skating with Hisani and Ruby, they skate past the camera and the camera cuts to following the three as Venom and Hisani sing along to Black Dresses on his Spotify.)
Hisani: Who am I and I can't assign to name and place to what this is-
Venom: EVERYTHING THATS MINE FEELS ROTTEN FROM THE TOUCH OF IT-
Hisani: Everything all the time is a-
Venom: MESSAGE THAT IT SHOULDNT BE!!
Hisani, pointing at Venom: Who the fuck are you?
Venom: Stay the-
Both: FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!
Hisani, stops singing: Haha, I love this song.
Venom: I want to love myself but memories are killing me, I want to-
(Song fades as he feels his phone vibrate. He sighs as he picks up the phone. He sees Fig is calling.)
Hisani: Who is it?
Venom: It's Fig (accepts it.)
Hello?
Socks: Heya there kiddo!
Venom: Socks?
Socks: Yep! So uh.. bad news. Cancer.
Venom: Cancer??
Socks: Yeah I have cancer.
Venom: That's not good..
Fig: Venom! Is that Venom??
Socks: Yeah!
Fig, walking up: Can I talk to him?
Socks: Sure. (Hands fig the phone.)
Fig: Venom!
Venom: Yeah?
Fig: So, I need someone to take his place while he's getting better. Dad has been looking around for people that can make sushi, so in the meantime I was thinking about making a sushi guy.
Venom: Making a sushi guy?
Fig: Yeah! A guy, made of sushi. As I was thinking, hear me out, I take my dna and put it in him, so he has the capability of regrowing his limbs after cutting a piece of sushi off of him.
Eiji: Fig that's a stupid idea... can't you just wait until I find someone??
Fig: You know them shadow powers you told me about?
Venom: Yeah?
Fig: That's why I'm telling you, cuz I need that for help.
Venom: Alright
Fig: Yeah so, meet me tomorrow at my house
Venom: Mkay
Fig: Alright, gotta go.
Venom: Bye. (Hangs up.)
Hisani: What was that about?
Venom: Fig wanted to make a sushi guy or something. I don't know.
Hisani: Mm.
(They then pass a fancy apartment complex. Transitions happen from day, to night, back to day. Venom skates in the complex, and passes a couple buildings, until he sees apartment 43. He skates towards it and rings the bell. Fig cracks open the door, and then opens the door fully.)
Fig: Hey Venom! Come on in.
(Venom nods and walks in. He sees a clean apartment.)
Fig: We cleaned this place up before you came.
Venom: Awww that's nice!
(They walk to the kitchen.)
Fig: Anyways, I bought a shit ton of food for this. (Pulls out 2 boxes of rice bags.) I figured we could make a cat, cuz cats are small and don't require much work.)
(Pulls out 2 bags of crab legs.)
Venom: Yeah you weren't kidding about the food, huh?
Fig: No I wasn't (laughs) mind helping me with all this?
Venom: Sure.
(Venom helps put the boxes of food on the table. Fig notices his 10 sushi rollers.)
Fig: Oh and I got 10 giant rollers from Amazon.
Venom: 10???
Fig: Yeah (laughs) I only wanted 4, but I was panicking and I ordered 10.
Venom: Mm. So should I do the limbs?
Fig: We'll both do the limbs. I'll do the arms though.
Venom: Alright.
(Cut to a bowl of rice, and Venom grabbing a handful. He puts it on seaweed and Spreads it around. He then puts Avocado bits on the rice and crab. He then rolls it up.)
Fig, finished the one arm and moves onto the other one: Hey Venom,,, quick question..
Venom: Yeah?
Fig: Who's the two girls across the street you hang out with? Across from your house?
Venom: Devi and Rook?
Figs: That's their names?
Venom: Mhm! Rook is so nice.
Fig: Rook is the tall one?
Venom: No thats Devi. Devi's more quiet heheh
Fig, smiling and blushing: Yeah she's hot..
Venom: Yeah!! Rook's lucky to have her.
Fig: So, just wondering, how's you and them meet?
Venom: How'd we meet? Uhm... we met last year when they just moved in-
(Flashback starts. Venom and a pre transition Hisani walks onto screen, looking at a house with a uhaul truck next to it.)
Venom: New neighbors!
Hisani: Mhm!
Venom: Ya think we should go help em?
Hisani: Sure.
Venom: Hell yeah! Cmon!
(Venom runs and Hisani turns into his lion form and follows.)
Venom, talking to fig: This was probablyyyyyyy before Hisani transitioned? Yeah I'm pretty sure it was. Anyways-
Devi: Wanna help me with the couch?
Rook: I'm not a good lifter..
Devi: Just try it! You won't know unless you try
(Rook attempts to lift the couch
Venom, shouting: HEY YALL NEED HELP?
Rook: Yeah! Would love that. You and Devi can pick up the couch.
(Venom nods and Devi and Venom pick up the couch and lift it inside.)
Venom: So you guys new around here?
Rook: Mhm! We just came from Canada
Venom: Oh!
Rook: We had to move... my girlfriend and I were getting harassed n shit, so we moved.
(Hisani comes in lifting an end table.)
Hisani: There's another end table-
Devi, looking at Hisani: Go get it.
(Hisani nods and walks out. Venom walks towards the end table. Devi walks out.)
Venom: Oh! Did I introduce myself yet? (Sees Hisani walking in with another end table and lifting the other)
Rook: No I don't think so
Venom, setting the end table down near the couch: Haha, I'm Venom, (points at Hisani) and that's my sister Hisani.
(Hisani smiles at Rook and puts the end table at the other end of the couch. Devi then walks in with a plant.)
Rook: It's nice to meet you guys! I'm Rook, and that's my girlfriend Devi, I didn't expect people to help us out with all this, but I really appreciate it.
Venom, wagging: Awwwww of course!
(Fig interrupts the flashback.)
Fig: WAIT THEIR TOGETHER????
Venom: Yeahhhh.....
Fig: Awwwww maaan......
(Venom laughs and Fig Notices the sushi limbs in front of them)
...alright, whelp, we're done. I'm gonna go wash my hands. Now we need to do the torso.
(Camera shows window. Transition happens with the sunset, turning to night. It then shows them putting together the torso.)
Fig: Ok so, now we add my dna.
(Fig cuts off his finger, Venom flinches.)
Venom: FIG!!
Fig: What?
Venom: WHAT THE FUCK???
Fig, throwing his finger in the cut open chest: What? I have to add dna somehow.
Venom: Yeah but there's no reason to cut your whole finger off!
Fig, laughing: It's fine, It'll grow back anyways so why are you worried?
Venom: Yeahh...
(A gator dragon then passes them. He backs up and looks in the window, he sees Fig wrapping his stubby finger in tissue and talking with Venom. He turns around and texts Nodle. The following conversation happens:
Zeus: Hey guess who I see
Nodle: Who
Zeus: (sends picture of Venom and Fig)
Nodle: ?????WHERE
Zeus: There next to my brothers house.
Nodle: Mind telling me what the fuck there doing?
Zeus: Looks like there making a cat statue out of sushi but I don't know.
Nodle: Good 👀👀👀👀👀👀 just let me take care of it. You just stay until I get there.
Zeus puts his phone in his pocket and sits down on the corner of the house. Cut back to Fig and Venom inside.)
Fig: Ok so, now that that's over with, Venom, you know them shadow powers you have?
Venom: Uhhhh-
Fig: Like you know in your room where there's this black thing in the corner-
Venom: Oh yeah!!
(The sushi cat then punches Venom across the room.)
AHHHHH!!
(Fig looks over at the sushi cat, it now has black and blue eyes and it charges towards him, it tries to punch Fig but the water arms come back! He blocks the punch with his water arm, the cat then picks up a bag of crabs legs and hits him twice with it, he then kicks the sushi cat down! The sushi cat opens his chest to a black hole, the bag gets sucked in and he closes his chest, he jumps up and punches Fig, until Fig grabs him and throws him towards the wall.)
Fig: VENOOO-
(The sushi cat then comes up and chokes Fig, a small hospital room then is seen in Fig's field of vision.)
Sushi cat: You think your soooo smart, but your not. That's why you died. It was entirely your fault.
(Fig tears up, remembering his trauma. Venom then comes over and punches the sushi cat away with his hammer. The sushi cat slams against the wall, Nodle comes out and charges at Venom. Fig ignores the fist fight as he zones out, remembering his trauma from his past life. Nodle throws rice in Venom's eyes punches the dog, he then jumps up biting Nodle's jaw and throwing him. He then spins around towards him and Nodle turns the ground around him into magma, Venom feels this and leaps back, he then hits him with his mouth beams and jumps over to head but him. Nodle goes flying but catches himself, he then runs over and fire punches, Venom catches it with his platforms and Nodle punches his face and Venom goes flying, Nodle then grabs him up and throws him against the wall, he then sees Fig pointing a gun at him.)
Fig, crying: IF YOU DONT LEAVE IM PULLING THIS.
Nodle: Pulling what?
(Nodle then gets shot in the arm.)
...did you just shoot me?
Fig: LEAVE!!
(Nodle charges at Fig, Venom picks him up and attempts to throw him out the window, instead throwing him against the wall.)
Nodle: Fine assholes. (Holding up a piece sign while fading.) For now.
(He then fades and Fig drops the gun and walks away.)
Fig: I don't think I'll be able to finish this tonight..
Venom: Why not? You ok?
Fig: No.. I don't think I can finish.. it's coming back to me..
Venom: Uhm.. Want me to take over?
Fig: Yea. I would love that. (Walks more upstairs.) Thank you Venom. Goodnight.
Venom: Goodnight.
(Venom then looks over at the mess. He sees the badly torn up Sushi cat and sets it on the table. He then sees Fig's finger on the table and picks it up. He smiles. Meanwhile, Fig is seen sleeping. It then transitions to a dream, where he's his past like self again, but instead things are different. He sees a purple and yellow sky, the ground is black all except a container on the ground, leading to a big bowl, with a stir in it. Fig walks to his one coworker, and sees he's mixing liquid. He turns to Fig.)
Coworker: Ready?
Fig: Mhm.
(They both nod and walk over to a big container, Fig places the funnel in the hole, and his coworker starts pouring, until, BOOM! A blue explosion sends the two flying, Fig flies away from the black platform. He sees his fur leaving him. Fig knows what's coming. He falls into a blue hole. He then lands on a cloud. He sits up and sees his old family, along doctor with a star head.
Doctor Star: Mr. [REDACTED], is that you?
Fig: Y-yeah-
Doctor Star: I have some terrible news. Your chromosomes here appear to be mutated.
Fig: Oh.
Doctor Star: I'm terribly sorry sir.
Fig: Well, It can't be that bad right?
(Doctor Star and his family all look at eachother.)
...right?
Fig's cub: Daddy look at your paws.
(Fig looks at his paws, he sees a red grid pattern on his body, most likely blood.)
Fig: JESUS CHRIST!!
(Fig tries to move his paws, but they are in extreme pain and skin is flaking off.)
NNNNGGGH!!!
(His gut then cramps up. Doctor Star is nowhere to be seen until-)
Doctor Star: Mr. [REDACTED], your intestines dried up.
Fig: What?? ...
Doctor Star: Basically, you can't eat anymore.
Fig, noticing he's leaking blood: GAHHHH!!
Fig's cub: Mummy I don't wanna go.... I miss daddy.....
(Fig looks at his family.)
Fig: BLOSSOM!! HELP!! I WANNA GO HOME...
Past wife: I'm sorry [REDACTED].. I will always love you.
Fig, crying blood: Wh-What?
(His past wife and his son phases from existence.)
Fig's cub: Daddy!!!
Fig: No!! Take me home! Please! I don't wanna be here!
(He tries to get up, but he feels a heart attack. His body then jolts back and wakes up from his dream. The axolotl sits up and sees the bright room. He looks down at his hands, his hands look fine. He sighs in relief and gets out of bed. He walks downstairs and sees Venom in the kitchen, with the sushi cat. Venom looks at Fig.)
Venom: Hey.
Fig: Venom! Uh, you've been up all night?
Venom, holding a black blob: Heh... Yeah.. hold on lemme get this done.
Fig: What is that?
Venom: Shadow sprite. It's what I used to makes my room.
(Venom puts the blob into the Sushi Cats head and closes it. The sushi cat then comes to life and opens his eyes.
Fig: Woahh..
Sushi Cat: Hah.. I'm alive!
Venom: Yeahhh....
Fig: Now.. Sushi cat, chop off your hand.
Sushi Cat: What?? ...
Fig: I said chop off your hand!
Sushi Cat: Ok ok!
(The sushi cat chops off her hand, and his regrows immediately.)
Venom: Heh.. alright.. now that that's done and over with, I'm gonna go nap.
(Venom goes to the living room.)
Fig: Alright. Goodnight Venom.
(Fig looks at the sushi cat, and sushi cat looks at Fig.)
Sushi Cat: So uhm.. who are you?
Fig: Oh I'm fig! I guess you could say I'm your dad? But yeah you'll be helping us with out sushi bit.
Sushi Cat: Hell yeah!
Fig: Anyways, wanna help with breakfast?
Sushi Cat: You willin to have some sushi for breakfast?
Fig: Sure!
(The sushi cat then cuts her arm up into a bowl, it regrows, and she does the same with the other one. The Tanuki man then comes down stairs.)
Eiji, stretching: Good morning Fig! Goo- who are you?
Sushi Cat: Uhh..
Fig: That's the Sushi Cat. She don't have a name yet but she can cut sushi. Want some?
(Eiji nods no.)
Fig: Oooooof course.
Eiji: Wait you said she doesn't have a name?
Fig: Not yet.
Eiji: Hmmmm.... Let's name you Molly.
Sushi Cat: Molly?
Eiji: Yeah!
Sushi Cat: No... the fuck kinda name is Molly.
(Eiji sighs and tries to think of a name.)
Eiji: Luna!
Sushi: Fuck yeah! I'm going with Luna
Eiji: Good!
(Camera then cuts to the whole kitchen.)
Eiji: Fig! Want some cereal?
Fig: No I'm good.
(Eiji then shrugs and pours himself some cereal. Camera then zooms out on Venom sleeping.)