NODLE SEASON 1 SCRIPT

Episode 12: A Very Weird Cheistmas

(Venom wakes up on a window seal. He opens his eyes and looks up at the cool window. He sees the snow coming down and smiles. He then looks over at the bed and sees Hisani in the bed on his phone.)
Venom: Hisani look!!
Hisani, looking over at the window: Woahhh....
Venom: Right??? I haven't seen snow before.
Hisani: I haven't seen snow since I moved to Florida!
(A white wolf then walks into the room, it's Venom's friend Jax!)
Jax: Oh hey guys!! Your finally awake,, guess what me and Rose just got done doing?
Hisani: What?
Jax, Ice skating! Duhh.. why do you think I'm holding skates?
Venom: Ice skating? Y'all skate on ice?
Jax: Yeah!
Hisani: Ca-can I ice skate? I haven't done it in a while-
Rose, butting in: Sure thing! I just came in to grab some cocoa. Im going back out.
Jax: I am but I ain't skating (grabs snowboard)
Venom: Gasp- Snowboarding??
Jax: Yep.
Venom, walking over: Can I snowboard with ya?
Jax: Sure.
Rose: So the big guy don't know about ice skating but he knows about snowboarding...
Venom: I watch snowboarding vids so yeah.
(Jax looks behind Venom as he's talking, he sees Hisani getting two coats.)
Jax: Alright, we'll be outside waiting for you guys.
Venom: Alright.
(Jax and Rose walk off and Venom goes back in the room. It then transitions to all of them outside, walking. They pass a choir, who is singing Christmas carols, Venom then gets a weird vibe from the choir as they all smile brightly.)
Venom: Uhm.... y'all is it me or do y'all get weird vibes from that? (Points at the choir)
Hisani: Yeah it does feel weird...
Jax: Yeah.. everything feels weird actually. Doesn't feel real yknow?
Venom: Yeahh....
(It then fades to a pond, with a big hill. It pans over all the people sledding, making snowmen, and throwing snowballs. And people, including Rose and Hisani ice skating. It then zooms onto Jax and Venom on the top of a hill.)
Jax, turning to Venom: Alright. 4th run, ya Ready?
Venom: Hell yeah.
(Jax nods and they slide down violently. They both slide on the snow until Venom sees a rock, he slides off of it and lands below it. He smiles, he slides off of another rock and lands. Bumps then randomly appear in the way, distracting the both of them and bumping them around. A bump then appears beneath Jax and he goes flying. He then lands in the snow and rolls, he rolls and rolls until the he is a big snowball, Venom sees this and the ball heading straight for the pond.
Everyone ice skating stops and look up in horror. He rushes after it and slides in front of it, covering part of the frozen lake in snow. He puts his paws up to stop it and catches it, with the ball and Venom both skidding before stopping.)
Hisani, skating up: Is everything ok?
Venom: I'm not sure
(Venom unhooks his boots from the snow board and walks over to dig Jax out of the ball. Venom sees his snout and his paws. Jax wiggles the rest of the snow.)
Venom: You ok in there?
Jax, shivering: N-no-
(Venom pulls him out. His snowboard is still stuck in the ball the ball then caves in and Hisani hands Jax a blanket. Venom tips the ball over and the snow falls out, so does the snowboard. Meanwhile Venon does this, Rose walks up and the three talk.)
Rose: Jax! The fuck happened up there??
Jax, irritated: I fell. Random bumps kept appearing out of NOWHERE! Like, on the snow. WHY THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN???
Venom, walking up: I dunno man... that was kinda weird.
Hisani: You ok Jax?
Jax, shivering: I'm cold.. can we... go back to the house?
Rose: Sure!
Jax: Alright good.
(Cut to them walking back to the house. Venom is holding the snowboards above his shoulder.)
Rose: Why the fuck are you holding them like that???
Venom: Cuzzzz....... Uh... it's cool and I feel like it?
(They pass the choir and Jax notices a guy in a grinch costume with a big fucking ass.)
Venom, leaning in towards Jax's ear and pointing: Yo the fuck's up with dat cake?
(Jax laughs quietly and Hisani looks over.)
Hisani, whispering: Oh my god... (laughs)
(Hisani then stops, he stares at the choir and is hypnotized by it. He then hears a voice in his head, "KILL VENOM KILL VENOM KILL VENOM KILL VENOM KILL VENOM KILL VENOM KILL VENOM KILL VENOM KILL VENOM..."
Meanwhile-)
Venom, looking at Hisani: Uhhh Hiss? Helloooo?? (Waves his hand in front of Hisani's face.)
(Hisani then takes his hand and throws Venom across the street. Hisani then turns into his lion form and charges. Venom shoots shadow beams at Hisani. Hisani dodges and shoots soul fire at Venom, Venom dodges, runs and flies up, he flies all around the lion, while the lion is throwing skulls at him. He misses, but he doesn't miss the fourth time! He hits Venom, Venom falls down, Hisani charges and jumps, he lands and skids, causing the asphalt beneath him to turn into soul sand and eject towards Venom, blinding him. Venom screams in pain, Jax and Rose in the background panicks, Hisani jumps on him and bites down on his stomach, Venom tries to kick him off but then—
BANG!! Rose smacks Hisani's face with a metal chair, Hisani then goes back to normal.)
Hisani: .......what........ happened......
Venom, crying: You got fucking sand in my eyes.
Hisani: Awww I'm sorry Venom! You ok?
Venom: I think I'll be fine....
Jax: What the fuck was that Hiss??
Hisani: What?
Jax: You just stopped and started attacking Venom for NO REASON!!
Hisani: I'm sorry!! All I remember was staring at the choir and then blacking out. THATS ALL I REMEMBER.
Jax: Sighh... whatever. Listen, let's just go back home, watch movies, and maybe not come back out here. I'm getting some strange vibes out here.....
Rose: Yeah we don't usually get these vibes from here like this.
(Venom and Hisani get up.)
Venom: Honestly don't we all?
(They all start to walk away.)
Jax: Yeahhh...
(It then zooms out on all of them walking and transitions onto them watching tv. Hisani laughs, as then cries, then goes 'AAAAAA.' Venom stops eating his popcorn and looks at his brother.)
Venom: The movie didn't even start yet....
Hisani: Oh....
Rose: Jax, this is the sixth movie you guys watched..
Jax: So?
Rose: Your not doing anything else on Christmas Eve?
Venom: We could play Roblox!
Jax: I deleted my Roblox account.
Venom: Fuck..
Rose's mum: Guyyyssss guess what I just got done withhhh!!!
Jax: Hm?
Mum: The ginger bread house!!! Come check it out!
(They all get up and follow Rose's mum to the kitchen.)
Jax, whispering to Venom: She is usually NEVER this excited about anything.
Venom, whispering back: Maybe she's just really excited about gingerbread houses?
Jax: I doubt that but ok..
(They go in the kitchen and see a gingerbread village.)
Mum: Here it isssss!! Rose helped me with it
Jax and Venom: Woahhhh..
Rose, biting a piece: Want some?
Venom: Hell yeah!!
(Hisani nods and smiles)
Jax: Sure!
(They all get a gingerbread man and eat a piece. The three eat and they look up. They see Rose and mum frozen. Jax waves his paw over Roses face. The two dogs then ascend, crashing through the ceiling.)
Venom: Guys.... Stay here. I have a bad feeling about this..
Jax: Venom I wouldn't—
(Venom flies up towards them. He lands on the roof.)
Venom: Guys—
(Rose barks and he goes flying. She teleports over to Venom and opens her chest, tentacles pop out and grabs Venom, she whips him around and then throws him towards the ground. Hisani and Jax come out the patio. Venom sees Rose flying towards him and he beams at her, blinding her. He then gets out his hammer and bats her away, past the fence. Venom flies over towards her and Rose kicks, and then punches. She flies up, duplicating herself. The duplicates charge at Venom, but he jumps and takes out his hammer, he bats Rose down. Nodle is left floating in the air.)
Nodle: Nice try cunt.
(Venom and Nodle both look at Jax running up to check on Rose. Nodle grabs him with a ground tentacle. Venom runs over to check on him, but the dog pulls rocks out the ground, and chucks them at Venom, he dodges, and kicks a rock at Nodle, which hits him. Rose wakes up and hits him with a fence board. Nodle smiles and opens his chest, a tentacle pops out and grabs the board. It swings he around until she goes flying. He then sucks the tentacle and the board in. He spawns a board in his hand. Hisani then runs up with his scythe. They sword fight for a bit until Nodle blocks with his board, Hisani cuts through it and hits him in the nose. He then hits him some more and knocks his jaw. Venom runs up, but Nodle shoots spikes at him, it hits him and he goes flying.
Meanwhile, Santa is seen flying in the sky. He sees a box around Prescott, Wisconsin, and goes to investigate. Rudolf, him, and the sleigh land on the top of the box. He looks down at the box and sees his reflection. He takes out an ice covered needle, and pops the box. Rose's mum stops floating and she crashes down.)
Jax: Wait.... Hiss, you feel that?
Hisani: ...yeah! The vibes gone!
Venom: Oh my god it issss!!
(Gets punted by Nodle)
ACK!
(Meanwhile, Santa's sleigh and Rudolf starts to fall.)
Santa: RUDOLF MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE!!!
(Rudolf's nose and horns start glowing, every inch of red on him glows, he then grows wings with his shadow magic. They then fly into Jax's neighborhood.)
Santa: Hmmm.... I smell vengeance...
(Notices Nodle)
Aha! Hmmm... Rudolf, land on a roof.
(Rudolf lands on a roof and sees Nodle, Rose, and Venom now fighting in the street.)
Santa: Cmon Rudolf... let's show these kids some business.
(Santa pulls out his axe and Rudolf pulls out a stick, they then jump off. Nodle spawns a big orb, Santa and Rudolf jumps in front of the 2 kids.)
Nodle: Well well well.... Looks like the jolly FUCK is here tryna save Christmas.
Santa: Actually, I'm saving these innocent people from you.
Nodle: Venom isn't FUCKING innocent. (Spawns a shit ton of Shadillas and points at the two)
Santa: Rudolf! You take care of the Dillas. I'll deal with the main guy.
(Rudolf nods as he sees one rolling up, he knocks it into a group of them. Some roll more towards him, one jumps at him, he bats he kicks, he jumps, he swats, he grabs one with his antlers and throws it! He then taps the ground with his staff and makes an ice barrier, turning several Dillas into ice. Venom gets out his hammer as he sees a ton of Dillas break the ice and the frozen Dillas and roll in. Venom bats some away until one pounces onto his face, then more come piling onto of him. Rudolf is seen in the background batting a couple away. Until the dilla pile spins. It's Venom! Spinning while taking care of most of the dillas. Nodle then comes skidding over as Santa ice barriers the last couple dillas.)
Santa: You got any more tricks to try?
Nodle: I'm a man of tricks you fucking dinosuar.
(Nodle then zooms towards Santa, Santa shoots snowballs at the dog and the dog dodges, until he is hit. He jumps up and charges at him, and throws a punch. All of a sudden, a white and brown moth dragon stands in the way, blocking him with a garbage can lid.)
Jax: Vuli!!
(Nodle smacks Vuli across the street. Jax runs up to see if she's alright. Meanwhile, Santa shoots a snow ball at Nodle, Nodle catches it and throws it back. He then punches, kicks, elbows, and body slams Santa! Santa grabs onto his snout and kicks his face in. Nodle throws him and shoots him across the neighborhood. Santa shoots an ice beam, Nodle catches it and Santa comes over to slash him with his axe, he slashes, he jabs, and he kicks. Nodle then looks up at him and opens his chest, a black hole tries to suck him in, but Santa opens his mouth to reveal his eye, he shoots his ice beam in the chest. Nodle gets a brain freeze and Santa walks off, distracted by Vuli and Jax. Nodle then kicks him towards the snow, he punches and punches, with a snow explosion around them. Rudolf comes up behind him and smacks him across the land, the dog crashes into a mailbox with a bloody nose. Santa walks towards him, they both look at the dog and Nodle chokes Rudolf with his magic. Vuli then comes over and scratches Nodle, she bites, she chokes, Nodle then summons spikes out of the ground to throw them up in the air, and Vuli kicks at Nodle. Venom then flies up and bats Nodle with his hammer, sending him flying. He skids on the ground and his mouth is now bloody. Venom walks up to him.)
Venom: Why did you come here.
Nodle: None of your business why I came here. Bye. (Fades out.)
Jax: Vuli! You ok?
(Vuli nods and hugs Jax.)
Hisani, to Santa: Wait... your really Santa?
Santa: You bet I am! By the way, I believe this is for you. (Hands the werelion a Skateboard)
Hisani: Yes it is!! Thank you so much~
Venom: Yo Santa didn't realize you could brawl like that!
Santa: Well I can! Anyways, here's these (hands him a wrapped up box)
Venom: What are the— (rips open the wrapping paper and sees 'HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD')
GASPPPPPP EEEEEEEEEEEEEE !! THANK YOUUUUUUU!!!!!
Santa: I'm glad your happy kiddo!
Santa: Rose, Vuli, for you!
(They both open their present.)
Rose: ATTACK ON TITAN????? THANK YOU SO MUCHH!!!
(Vuli squeals about her shadow magic spell book. Jax then walks up.)
Santa: Oh Jaaax! You haven't told me whatcha want for Christmas!
Jax: I wanna see my real parents this year....
(Santa loses his smile.)
Santa: Jax... listen.... I know life is hard sometimes, I know I bring whatever you want, but sometimes I can't bring some things...
Jax: .....oh.....
Santa: If I could, then I definitely would! But I don't know your real parents so I can't... so instead I got you these (hands Jax a wrapped present)
(Jax unwraps it and his face lights up.)
Jax: MICHAEL MYERS SOCKS!!!!
Santa: Ya like Michael Myers?
Jax: YEAHHH!!!
(Rudolf taps on Santa's shoulder and points at his watch.)
Santa: Uh oh! Well guys, I gotta go! (Climbs in his sleigh and flies off) Merry Christmas! I'll see you next year!!
All of them: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
Rose: Whelp, that was fun!
Hisani: Mhm!
Rose: Whelp, I'm gonna go to bed, pretty late for me.
Hisani: Yeahhh same here.
Venom: Goodnight guys! Me and Jax and finishing up them gingerbread ....Jax?
Jax: Sorry..
Venom: You ok man?
Jax: Yeah.. I just wish I met my real parents...
Venom: Heyyy you'll meet em someday! Don't worry!
Jax: Yeahhh... :)
Venom: Wanna eat some of this village with me?
Jax: Sure!
Venom: Hell yeah, let's get to it!
(They go inside as Santa and Rudolf are seen in the sky off in the distance.)