1. Tell him that staples are so last year.
2. Scream "IM ENDEAVORS BIGGEST FAN", in the most high pitched voice you can do, in the middle of the night.
3. Ramble about on how him and Shigaraki would make such a cute couple xD.
4. Ask him if he knows Endeavor because you are Endeavors number 1 fan.
5. Introuduce him to Dabi x Shoto fanfics and ask him if he loves shoto
6. Ask him if he can preform "Staple surgery" on you because he is obviously a pro at it.
7. Tell him he looks like a burnt chicken nugget.
8. Ask him if he can handle a staple without getting hurt
9. and then say: "Oh wait clearly you had an accident with staples, so the answer is no" while ponting at his face.
10. Push him into a room of an Endeavor simp. (very rare and hard to find but Dabi's reaction is worth it)
11. sing: "Endeavor is number one, Endeavor is number one! Him and his one and only son! Endeavor is number one! Singing about him is fun becuase he is number one!" in the middle of the night.
12. dress up as Endeavor and jumpscare him in the middle of the night.
13. Call Endeavor hot.
14. Look at him with a chesire cat worthy smile and say: "You look like Endeavor."
15. Kidnap Hitoshi and make him brain control Dabi to kiss Shigaraki. Then after that, call Toga and talk about on how Dabi and Shigaraki are such a cute couple. And you better add on how you shipped Dabi and Shigaraki from the moment they met too.
16. Make a bet with hawks about whose the bigger Endeavor fan in front of Dabi.
17. Steal his clothes and dye ALL of them pink. AS IN ALL OF THEM.
18. Give him a shirt with the caption "Endeavors number 1 fan".
19. Brush his hair but secretly dye it pink.
20. Push him into a room with shirtless Endeavor pictures.
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20 Ways to Piss Off MHA Characters
Humorfunny and great was to piss off mha characters! (inspired by "30 ways to piss off harry potter characters")
