Curious Alfredo: a new age

Gentle and Generous..

It was a chilly day in downtown St Paul.. the wind howled over the Curious Edward advertisement for the Children's museum of Minnesota. Zoom in on a little scraggle of jumble. All that could be seen was a tornado of gray, black, amd a flash of gold as Al Pacino breakdanced down the sidewalk. Rush rush rush to the yeyo was played on a speaker that he expertly balanced atop his head. When he saw the Ad for "a curious adventure. The man in the yellow trousers and his little frisky friend will make your day!", he stopped. His thin hair became a helicopter that rose him up in the air and spun him around.
"OH HO HO HO! THAT EXHIBIT MAKES ME WANNA RIBBIT!" Al screamed gruffly. A band of ragatag Anthony neighbors appeared behind Al and began doing expert Oliver style choreography to "rush rush". Al looked back, proud. Then, the gaggle of Anthony's carried Al to The Children's Museum. Halfway there, Al jumped off and began doing a little jig that had the city in tears. Everyone looked out their office windows. Luke Heikkila looked outside, and saw the delightful little jig. He was kicking, jiving and thriving. He did little heel clicks, and sneaky little shoulder rolls. Luke enjoyed it. So much so, that he got the whole office to come to the window and watch Al's awesome audition. He shed a tear. Flash back to Al, who (after an hour of jiggy moves) has finally reached the place. The Children were so excited for him to arrive. Everyone sobbed when Al breakdanced into the building. The song 'you can call me Al' was playing on the speakers. The parents were a little concerned, but understood the power when Al did a silly Willy Wonka roll. The place lit up with disco moves. He then ripped off his usual outfit, and revealed a (much too tight) human shrek dress. He paired it with a tasteful galaxy pattern scarf. It looked awesome. Lots of kids fainted. Al walked in like dougay, and flashed a curious grin at the crowd of AlPals (young children who were fans of al).
"I AM HERE FOR THE EXHBIT! WHERE ARE THOSE CHEEKY CHARACTERS WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE?" Al said in his quietest voice, which still shook the halls of the museum. The kids roared. Suddenly, from the heavens, Wasabi from big hero 6 crashed down. He did a superhero pose, the. Bowed to Al.
"I'm here to take you to meet the cast of characters. They are waiting, Alfredo." Wasabi roared. Al did a cute little spin around jig, and placed his hands on his hips cheekily.
"PLEASE CALL ME PACHI." Al whispered. Everyone had to cover their ears. Wasabi did a silly little dance and pulled a vespa out of his pants. Al sat on it, and tried to make it travel up the red carpet that led to the exhbit. Alas, Alfie was foiled. The vespa wasn't enough to hold all of Al's awesomeness, so it broke. Al began to cry, pounding his tiny fists on the ground. Everyone sobbed at Al's sadness. His mascara ran, as did his tan. His cry was so loud, that 2 children died....... Wasabi corresponded with trusty dusty Handy Mandy and got a "Pachispa" which was Al's own special ride! Al was so excited that he walked back and forth with his hands on his hips saying swear words for 50 minutes. Everyone was used to it, after all, this was Fredi we were talking about! He's awesome! Sooo cheeky... he rode the Pachispa up the carpet very very slowly, the kids all singing "take it to the limit" as a choir song reminiscent of Mrs Marin skill level. After an hour, As paci reached the lavish entrance to the Curious Edward exhbit, he shuddered... what if the curious little primate didn't like him? What if he was,,, just too loud? What would Paci do? He loved that little guy,,, he couldn't handle the idea of Curious Edward not become a PaciPal. Pacino made a determined face, and slowly drifted into the exhbit. The music was very quiet.... the curious rascal's face was everywhere. Al began to have tears in his eyes... as he realized that soon,,, he would be meeting him...... al rolled off his Pachispa, amd began to crawl over to a large banana shaped building in the exhibit. It said,
"Meet the characters"
He heard "oo ooo ah ah" from inside, and let out a big Paci Bellow. He then began to dance like his favorite ever character, O'Hare, during let it die. Al slyly took out his PaciSpyGadget, and played the song, "Come" by Jain. You could always find Paci wiggling his PaciTush to a Jain song. He slimed into the building, and saw him. He was monkeying around, and was very, very rascal. Crazy! Paci couldn't! His eyes filled with PaciTears as his PaciNose filled with snot. Curious Eddie was very very rascal... he crawled up to Paci, and sniffed his rebocks. Edward looked up at him, and did a curious face. He then sniffed all over Paci, crawling over him and getting right in his face like a crazy crazy guy,,, Paci moaned as Edward investigated. Edward was only 1 foot tall, so he climbed down PaciPants and found a treat... Edward loved chocolate... Paci loved Choclaye too,, he could start a PaciChocolateFactory with all that yummy stuff. Curious Edward monkey'd around fro a while, and earned some Pacnilla Reward! He drank it up and crawled into Paci's arms.
"OOOOHHH YOU CHEEKY MONK! YOU ATE THE JUNK IN PACI's TRUNK! LETS GO SNEAK...." Pacino whsieored. Edward screamed in delight. The new friends were scared! Red lasers shot around... they must dance through.. Paci remembered some Ali G moves, and taught the Curious primate. Curious Edward and Paci put on "Come Along", Paci's favorite sneakin song. They danced, and were very good! At the end, they did a little tush swap... Paci places his hat on his head, and begins to fly around.
"COME HERE COOKIE PUSS, HANG WITH YOUR TAIL.. WE HAVE A JOB TO DO!" Paci whispered, Eddie tried to fly, but couldn't. Luckily, he had some help. Santa sleigh knew. Eddie was dropped off and hung his tail on one of PaciWarts. Paci sky breakdanced to "we own the night", and the whole word could see and hear. They then propelled through the night, and found their place. They lowered down, amd went to Lucy's room. They woke her up by wiggling around to "rush rush". They then ravished her by doing dance routines and breakdance. Then, PaciPants were pulled Down to reveal a tag, written on it,

Lucy's Lucky Lemon....

So handsome.