prompt - carl wheezer x gid, that one episode
gid locked over at carl. he sat next to him in clas. carl was so handsum it mqde him blushe!,!1 those beitiful frekles, that sno wite skin, his carot ornage hair.... he was prerfect in every way. if only carl wasnt always haging out with that smart jimmy kid and his friend whatdd his name,u no, the dumb one!!1!
siddenly the bell tang, and class was dismised. gid watched longingly as carl walked out of class with his gross freinds, talking to them in his attrative nasally voice.
"of only i could be with him instead :(" gid thought sadly.
later that day, gid saw carl again at a restrant. he was acting funny, asking fir weirrd food. gid went over to talk to him, but to late, he had left woth his annoying freings.
even later, gid saw carl going to condys house. carls butt looked really big, snd kind of purple and glowey for some resason??, anyway, gid followed carl, and caght up to him. gid ignore whatevet the smart kid and the dumb kid were saying, he was too distracted by calrs booty i mean beauty!11
'carl what is happeng to ur bacside1?!?"
"im pregananant with a alien"
"in ur butt??,?"
"yes, i love my bby very mich" carl sayd lovingly.
"wen are u due?"
"any minute noww :)"
gid looked ar the ground embarasswwd, tgen said " i will help you give birth, wat do u meed me to do" he said bravly'.
"realy?.?" said carl wid a bit of a blusgh "please come int the house wit me, yu can help with breethin teqnices"
so gid and carl shovd past the too other peeple therr caues who cares about theme. tyey barged inti cindys hous and kicjed her out cause tgey really need tye house mor tyan her. carl paced teh room and gid conforted him.tgen carls water brok and he sAid "its time" and git ready to give birth.
but then, there was a lihgt outside and gid and carl locked out the widnow. "it... its the mother, sehs locking for tge baby.
gid and carl went outside sadly, and with a flashh, a alien baby flotaed out of carls but. carl cried and let the alien go away wit his mum.
gid conforded him and pated his sholder. theb he said "its ok, hes stil ur baby, u can visit him sumtime!1!"
"our baby" said carl!
gid turned red.
then cael kissed gid on da cheek. tye end!
