"You're so gay"

School

Oli's POV

The day started normally. I rode to school on my bike and played rugby with my friends. Sara annoyed me. Ugh! Ever since I broke up with her she's been a depresso espresso. Whatever.

The bell rang for class and we walked in. I sat at the back next to Tom, my best friend. It was the middle of class when we started moaning. The teacher spun around glaring at us, "I know that was you, Tom and Oli. Now zip it or you'll be going to the office. We rolled our eyes and ignored her. As soon as she turned back around we moaned again. She spun around. She was pissed. "Right, that's it. Go to the office NOW!" We looked down as we got up and walked out of class, to the office. "Hey are you still coming to the sleepover tonight?" Tom answered. I smiled, "Yes daddy." We laughed at that.

The Office.

We sat in the office. We didn't speak. We didn't laugh. We didn't smile and we didn't moan. Mr Barnes walked in.

"Ah, tweedle - dumb and tweedle - dee. Now, your lovely, devine teacher told me that you two boys were making strange noises constantly. Am I correct?"

I played with my hands. "Yes sir."

Mr Barnes was now sitting at his desk, his hands together on the table. "I want you to repeat the exact noises for me."

I felt sweat trickle down my neck and I looked at Tom, who was looking straight ahead. Tom spoke first, "I don't think that's a good idea Mr Barnes."

Mr Barnes slammed his fist on the table and yelled, "HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PUNISH YOU IF I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED?"

I sighed, "Fine. I'll show you." And with that I unleashed the biggest moan ever. Mr Barnes blinked a couple of times before saying, "Oh my fucking god." I side glanced at Tom and he smirked. I snorted.

Mr Barnes shook his head, "I don't get payed enough for this, get out."

"Yes sir." We replyed in unison.