Crazy For You |Friends Fanfiction

Ch-81

- Nicolina's -

   Me, Chandler and Joey are at Central Perk. Joey is looking at a National Geographic and giggling. As I just got off the phone with my school principal who offered me a position to be a middle school and high school teacher.

Chandler: Are you looking at naked tribe's women?.

Joey: No look. "Shows him magazine".

Chandler: That's a pig.

Joey: I know, I know but look at the knobs on her.

Ross enters and his hair is a mess.

Chandler: Hey!.

Joey quickly hides the magazine under the couch.

Ross: Emily's cousin kicked me out.

Chandler: What?!.

Nico: Why?.

Ross: Well when you're subletting an apartment from your wife's cousin and then you get a divorce sometimes the cousin suddenly wants his apartment back.

Chandler: How can he do that?. Didn't you sign a lease?.

Ross: Who needs a lease when it's family!.

Joey: Hey you can stay with us. We'll take care of ya.

Chandler: Oh yeah!. 

Nico: Absolutely!. 

Chandler: Anything you need man!. But you have to promise me the second you are feeling better so that we can make fun of your hair.

Joey: Yeah.

Ross: You got it.

Joey: Okay.

Ross: Thanks you guys I really appreciate this. All right I'm gonna get packing again. Man I've been moving around so much I'm beginning to feel like a nomad.

Joey starts giggling.

Ross: What?.

Nico: He thought you said gonad.

Joey bursts out laughing.

Nico: Anyway...I just got off the phone with my boss. I was just offered a raise to be a middle school and high school teacher at the high school. Apparently the principal's niece decided to move to New York City and asked for a music teacher position at the Elementary school for the 1st thru 6th grade student's...So basically i have no choice but to move up to the high school.

Chandler: Well maybe the high school won't be so bad.

Ross: Yeah i say give it a shot.

Joey: What you gonna do there?.

Nico: Teach some History and be a Music Teacher. Since there is already a Music Teacher i was told i'll be a Music Teacher on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. And a History Teacher for the Middle Schoolers on Tuesday's and Thursday's and i'll only have 2 classes for that so i'd get half day's.

*Time Lapse*

Me, Chandler and Joey enter our apartment to see Ross's boxes all around our apartment.

Joey: Ross?.

Ross enters from the bathroom.

Ross: Hey roomies!.

Chandler: Love what you've done with the place.

Ross: Oh yeah I know, I know it's a lot of boxes but again I really appreciate you guys letting me stay here.