Taehyung Sahab ya yun kahiye ke taehyung nalayak apne bistar par lete hue the. Wo kaafi dair tak soye rehte they. Nikkamapan aur nalayiki tu unke khoon mai shamil thee. Aur ye nawab khud bhi zara se manhoos they.
Wo apne khawabon mai magan thay hi ke jimin anna ne unke tashreef par zor daar laat mari.
"Kon badtameez hai!" Taehyung chilaye the. Jimin anna ne usey kaan se pakar kar uthaya tha. "Abe oh yede tere baap ka jhagra hogaya hai chapri log ke sath"
"Kya baat kar rahe hain aap!" Taehyung dheemi awaaz mai bole the. Suga chand ne zor daar ghoonsa de mara tha. "Abe oh choohey abhi tak tereko baat samjh nahi ayi loomar ki shakal wale. Ruk to-" suga chand usey marney hi laga tha ke jin ne agay akar apne bhai ki zamanat ki. "Arey nahi chand jee ye bohat bhola hai magar usey baat samjh agai hai"
"Aey sarele!" Suga chand ne apna moo khola hi tha ke jimin ne bhi uski haan main haan milai "rehne de is ka faltu time nahi hai" ab jimin ki baat suga na sune aesa hosakta hai bhala? Akhar pyaar hi itna tha suga chand ko. Wo uske liye itna hi khaas tha jitna ajay ko vimal. Jitna maa ko everest masale. Jitna bheem ko ladoo.
Ladoo toh kisi aur ke mann mai bhi phoot tay the. Namjoon ke mann mai. Jin ko dekh kar. Ek jhope bechara hi tha jiske sath uski tanhai yun sathi bani hui thee ke jese rohit ke sath jadoo. Jese poo ke sath chandni chowk aur jese salman ke sath ek garam chai ki pyali.
"Bete kahan hain mere!!" Bahar se Tae aur Jin ke papa ki awazain arahi thee. Jhope unhe thanda karne ki koshish kar rahe the.
"magar hua kiya hai?" Tae ne pucha toh jin ne khof ke mare ankhain band ki theen. Namjoon gussay mai garaya tha. "Abe o bandar-" jin ne uski taraf dekha tha "sundar, sundar bola main"
"Sundar nahi tie naam hai iska gadhay"
"Tie nahi jee tae. Jese chae hoti haina wese hi"
"Apun chae nahi sharbat peeta hai" jimin bola tha. "Aur tu-"
"Haye sharbati ankhain to is zaalim ki hain-"
Sab ne mur ke namjoon ko dekha tha. "Abe oh sarele ashiq kaam ki baat par ao-"
"Tum sab chup hojao. Saala koi kaam nahi hota tum log se. Pata hai boss kitna gussay main hain!" Suga ko jhope ne chup karaya tha "aur ae billi ki ankh wale. Tere baap ka namak chori kiye wo, ab zyada-"
"Chee namak bhi koi chori karne ki cheez hai?" Jin ne ankhain bari bari karke kaha tha.
"So sad. Phir aaj ham khanay main kya daalenge?"
"Aaahhhh!!!" Jin aur taehyung ki cheekhain nikli theen jab suga ne dono ke kaan pakar kar unhe kamre se bahar kiya tha "kutton, namak bole to maal. Nashe-"
"Hamara baap nashe karta hai!! Dono ne ek saath kaha tha.
"Tabhi to tum dono jesi olad peda ki hai!" Jimin bola tha. "Aey tu ro kyun raha hai yede" taehyung ko bola tha.
"Kya wo ye sab kaam karte hain aur bechte hain."
"Hamare pyare papa-"
"Abe oh chanda ne pucha taron se! Tum dono ka baap don hai. To kya dharam shala kholega??" Namjoon gusse se halkan horaha tha.
Taehyung sochte sochte hath upar karke dekhne laga aur ijazat milne par bola "to kya tum log bhi don ho?"
"Bolo bolo" jin ne apna hath mu par rakha tha.
"nahi yamraaj ke sathi haramion!" Jhope ne dono ko ek thapar laga kar apne kamre mai jane ka kaha tha.
"Ye log to bilkul hi gadhay hain. Do saal se iske baap ka kam kare rahe hain aur aaj puchta hai kya kam karte ho. Bhakk-" suga gussay se bola tha.
"Pata chal gaya!! Pata chal gaya!!" Taehyung khushi se doltey hue aya tha.
"Pata chalgaya?" Namjoon bola tha .
"Batao batao!!" Jimin bhi khush hua tha.
"Bol re murgi-" suga gussay se bola tha
"Tum dono bhi don ho!!"
"Teri-"
