Y/n sat down on the couch in the dungeons when they heard a knock on the door.
As you get up to answer the door you remember ' shit I'm late for my date with this horny bitch Cedric '
As you walk toward to door to invite him in you hear whispering on the other side. "67- I mean baby I'll talk to you later yeah yeah bye!" Before another loud knock. "Oh my God just shut the fuck up!" You tell at the door.
"Language young lady/man/other" Snape yells from upstairs followed by a bang. Snape walks down the stairs black smoke on his face. He sees you crying and sits you down. He answers the door.
"Oh uh hi Mr. Diggory how can I assist you?" Snape said as polite as possible wanting him to go away.
"Well, Proffesor my date is inside" he said carelessly.
"Uh, Y/n it's for you sweetheart/son/other" Snape said.
Y/n walks to the door mascara running down their face (optional :)) and they said " what Ced?" Y/n asked.
"Your late!" He yelled.
"I'm sorry" they said their head held low.
"I don't fucking care get on the broom and let's go bitch" Cedric yelled.
"No..." Y/n said " I'm gonna invite Luna over for a film"
After Cedric left you call Luna and wait for her to come.
"What happened to your date with Mr.Diggory?" Snape asked cleaned up.
"I didn't wanna go so Luna's coming over for movie night!" Y/n said forcing a smile (ikr so bRoKeN)
"Ok, are you alright kiddo?" Snape asks straightfaced and straight to the point.
"Yeah I'm fine" y/n smiled.
Y/n heard the letterbox flap and went to the door and opened it "Why hello y/n! The fanglias will come find me if I knock so it's best to flap the letterbox! Thanks for inviting me I don't usually get invited! Well who would invite Looney Lovegood anyway-' Luna started before you stop her with "m-me..."
"Well what film we watching?" Luna asked.
"Well how about ' picture perfect!' " y/n recommended.
"Oh I was thinking squid-rama""Yeah sure, have you seen it before Lo- Luna?" Y/n said
"Great your just like the others I'll be on my way" Luna said opening the door.
"NO LUNA IM SORRY-" y/n yelled.
Luna slowly covered her ears and ran away.
Y/n chased after her shouting her name when y/n suddenly bumped into a wall.
Everyone started laughing and y/n ran as fast as they could far away into the dungeons.~end of p1~