Narrator: *Meet Blacktail from Revengestrike's Choice he is about to eat the Crowfood rabbit and be blamed for the sickness in the camp this fate could be avoided if he had a sassy gay friend*
Revengeheart: "What are you doing?! What What What are you doing?!"
*Sassy gay friend intro*
Revengeheart: "this is a set up but you don't realize it because your brain is made out of rib"
Blacktail: "No Starclan would never do that they created this paradise"
Revengeheart: "this can't be paradise okay? because it's full of mistakes Graywing planned this world in seven days you can't plan a good themed brunch in seven days never mind paradise"
Blacktail: "so what will happen if I eat the rabbit?"
Revengeheart: "He's gonna punish you he'll say Blacktail Sex is gonna really hurt now cause you screwed up But really? He mad assholes to small and he's looking for a scapegoat" he said with his ears against their sides.
Blacktail: is ears perked up in surprise "no way"
Revengeheart: "yeah way" he said with his ears up again with a handsome smirk.
Blacktail: "So what should I do?"
Revengeheart: "you should stop being a summer's Blacktail and step away from the carbohydrate"
Blacktail: "I don't want to be known as the original center"
Revengeheart: "of course you don't sounds like a terrible warrior name let's get you some fresh prey"
Blacktail and Revengeheart: "Yayy"
Blacktail: "you know what we should get Fireflame some fresh prey too"
Revengeheart: *looks at Fireflame who was standing in a strong handsome brave stance dreamily* "Oh My God No he's fine" he said in an attractive way.
Blacktail: *hits Revengeheart playfully on the head* Stop it!" he chuckled
Revengeheart: "Oh I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm a stupid Bitch I'm a Stupid Bitch"
hey hey this one is finally done I think this one will be the last one for the story until i find more ideas on this one this one is one of my favs tbh should of put this at the top but ehhh life if short but if you see this give it a like don't be afraid to leave a comment and if your not already follow for more bye best friend~
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Revengeheart (The Sassy Gay friend)
HumorRevengeheart: "What are you doing? What What What are you doing?!" *Sassy Gay friend Intro*
