My Person - A Damijon Story

No.23

May 4th The Apartment 09:45am
Lara, Helena and Cassie were sitting on the couch watching the television waiting for their visitors to arrive. They hadn't been waiting too long when Tim, Bernard and Kon turned up and they joined them on the couch for another half hour before there was a knock on the door and Cassie got up to answer it.

"Hey guys" Cassie stated

"Are you ready?" Jon asked over excited

"Yeah of course" Cassie replied

"Oh great it's not just him, Drake don't open your mouth" Damian sighed entering

"What did I ever do to you?" Tim asked

"You were born" Damian replied

"Okay calm it or else" Jon warned

"Tt, fine" Damian sighed

"So let's get going before we are late" Bernard said

"I agree I hate being late" Kon stated

"Are you two sure you don't want to come" Lara asked

"Very" Helena replied

"Or in your language, these are not the Wayne's you're looking for" Damian stated

"He made a Star Wars quote" Jon said in awe

"Go" Damian ordered and they left

"You look so done" Helena stated

"He wouldn't shut up about Star Wars the whole way here" Damian sighed

"Then why did you reference it" Helena asked

"To put him in a good mood" Damian replied

"So are you going to visit Father today" Helena asked

"No I wasn't planning on it, why?" Damian asked

"Because it's been a while since you've been down here" Helena stated

"Does he want to see me?" Damian asked

"I think so, he always asks us how you are" Helena replied

"Tt, then I guess I will, and you're coming with me" Damian exclaimed

"Fine, then let's go" Helena said

"Oh and I am driving and we are taking my car" Damian exclaimed

"Of course we are" Helena sighed putting her boots on

"Don't sound so disappointed" Damian stated

The two left the apartment and headed down to Damian's car, they got in and before Helena put her seatbelt on Damian was speeding down the road.

"Will you slow down" Helena exclaimed

"No, I like driving incredibly fast" Damian replied with a smirk

"So do I, but not at your speed. You're going to kill us both" Helena exclaimed

"What's life without a little risk" Damian laughed

"I am going to kill you if this car ride doesn't" Helena exclaimed

"We are almost there, quit giving out" Damian said

"I really do hate you" Helena exclaimed

"No you don't, I am your favourite sibling after all, and don't say otherwise I read your journal when I was twelve I know" Damian stated

"You did what" Helena asked

"We were children, plus I never liked people having secrets from me. Also if you attack me I will swerve off the road" Damian replied

"Just get us to the Manor in one piece so I can kill you" Helena ordered

They were another five minutes in the car before arriving at the Manor, as they were walking up the steps to the door Helena pushed Damian down the steps.

"Mistress Helena, why is Master Damian on the ground?" Alfred asked

"He read my Diary" Helena replied walking in

"Like seven years ago" Damian added

"It's good to see both of you acting like normal siblings" Alfred said

"Where is Father?" Damian asked

"He is currently entertaining in the gardens" Alfred replied

"Entertaining who?" Helena asked

"Why don't you go see" Alfred responded

The two walked through the Manor straight to the open back doors to see members of the Justice League in normal clothing as well as a few of their sidekicks and the Teen Titans.

"Glad to see our invitation got lost in transit" Damian muttered

"Agreed" Helena replied

"Shall we crash this shindig" Damian asked

"Obviously, what do you have in mind?" Helena asked

"There will be no party crashing" Alfred stated creeping up behind them

"They deserve it we weren't invited" Damian replied

"For very good reasons, Master Damian you hate gatherings and your father thought you were all going to the movies with Master Timothy, and you guys always cause a scene and it's rather embarrassing" Alfred stated

"They are good points, bar the last one" Helena said

"I concur, Todd, Brown and Drake always cause a scene" Damian exclaimed

"And you" Helena added

"I do no such thing" Damian exclaimed

"The Mr.Sparkles incident when I was eleven" Helena said

"That was necessary, you two were too attached" Damian stated

"You burnt my favourite stuffed toy at my birthday party, stop smiling" Helena exclaimed

"Sorry, just reliving the moment" Damian sighed

Helena hit his shoulder getting a knowing look from Alfred, the two then walked down the step and snuck up on Bruce.

"Father" they both said

"Damian, Helena what a pleasant surprise" Bruce said slightly startled

"This is a nice little gathering" Helena noted

"Where's the clown, oh wait there's Jordan" Damian said jokingly as Hal waved at them

"So what can I do for you two" Bruce asked

"Helena here said something rather odd, that you seem to apparently care about my well-being and are of then asking about me" Damian replied

"Damian" Helena exclaimed

"Why is that odd" Bruce asked slightly hurt with the notion that he didn't care

"You are not the emotional type, a few words exchanged every few months should satisfy the need to know about me" Damian replied

"Are you purposely acting like a robot?" Helena asked

"I am doing no such thing" Damian replied

"Damian contrary to your belief, I do actually care about you and your siblings" Bruce said

"Alright then, to answer your questions, I am great, Jon and I are also great, the pets love living in the middle of nowhere and I don't know if we will ever return. Now that should cover it all" Damian said

"That's good to hear" Bruce replied trying not to laugh at how robotic his son was acting

Bruce invited his children to stay and they graciously accepted, Alfred then made them promise to behave and said he'd be watching them. The two hung around the Manor until Damian got the call from Jon that they were finished at the movies and we're heading back to the Apartment.