Navy gives birth to twins (Bigmouth parody)

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by RainaandtheStevens

by RainaandtheStevens

*Navy and Doc are in a forest, a beautiful forest, think of Steven Universe's forest backgrounds from "the answer"*

Navy: *Is sitting against a tree, with her hands clutching her stomach tightly* D-DOC!

Doc: Yes, Navy.... Ummm... Did you just pee here?

Navy: *Has a worried look on her face* NO, IT'S COMING!!!!!!!

Doc: OH DIAMONDS, YOU'RE GONNA GIVE BIRTH RIGHT NOW?!?!?!?!?

Navy: I can feel it crowning....*Breathes in and out* No, I can't do this, I can't do this...*Breathes in and out again* *Tears begin to come out of her eyes*

Doc: *Smiles softly* Oh Navy, you're already doing it!

Doc: Stay right here Mommy, I got you Okay, Your body is doing what it's meant to do!

Navy: *OHN!* GET THIS FUCKING THING OUT OF ME!!!! *Breathes in and out again*

Doc: Say whatever you need to say!

Navy: *Ohhnnn* I HATE MEN, *Ohh* I HATE MEN!!!!

Doc: Just keep pushing, you are doing wonderful!

*Then the montage of the Andrew gives birth scene, But with Doc and Navy begins Then it ends shortly after*

Doc: You're my hero, I'm so proud of you! One more push!

You are doing it! *AAAAHHHHHHhhh!* *POP*

Doc: You did it, oh You did it!

Navy: No Doc... We did it!

Doc: Do you want me to cut the cord? I think it's a girl!

Eyeball: Awww.. 6 pounds, 5 ounces, 5 inches long!

Army: *Pulls out a cigar* Awwww.. What a cute little warrior!

Navy: Hello, my little prince-

Random Peridot: EWWWWW! Doc is holding Navy's Gemling!!!!

Random Lapis lazuli: Kinky little fucks!

One of Navy's former friends: They're Bean and Bitch!

The rest of the crowd: BEAN AND BITCH, BEAN AND BITCH, BEAN AND BITCH!!!!

Navy: OH NO... Doc?

Doc: They can call us whatever they want, we have each other!

Navy: No, it's not that.. Honey, I think we're having TWWWWIIIIIINNNNNNSSSSsss!

*POP!*

*The crowd is grossed out*

Army: Awwww... The second one has Doc's gem placement!

(NOTE: This was NOT meant to be homophobic, I just wanted to recreate my favorite Bigmouth scene but with Steven Universe characters! hope you enjoyed!)