I only own the list that is all.
1. Call Charlotte by the name Charlie.
2. Try to use the force on cops.
3. Break random people out of jail.
4. Tell the cops that he lost his dragon.
5. Rob the bank.
6. Break into the Pentagon.
7. Call Charlotte fat.
8. Sell Jasper to the Volturi.
9. Ask Edward to marry him.
10. Steal a Tank.
11. Start a fight with Emmett.
12. Kiss a dolphin.
13. Kidnap Bella for ransom.
14. Paint himself green.
15. Put leashes on the wolf pack.
16. Dress as a girl and lead people on.
17. Pretend to be gay and kiss Jasper.
18. Tell Charlotte that the spider wants to talk to her again.
19. Cut her hair.
20. Dye Charlotte's hair white.
21. Demolish the house.
22. Burn the school down.
23. Run around saying that he is a vampire who's friend is from the Civil War.
24. Jump off the Empire State Building.
25. Race a Cheetah.
26. Go streaking at the mall.
27. Jump off a plane that has people on it.
28. Steal a train than wreck it.
29. Break into the zoo.
30. Prank call the President.
31. Blow up a graveyard.
32. Paint "I'm coming" in fake blood at the police station.
33. Shock the judge with a taser.
34. Burn down the mall.
35. Call the cops and say that Charlotte kidnapped him.
36. Make an army of vampire cats.
37. Get Bella drunk and take pictures.
38. Tell Charlotte he's in-love with another.
39. Tell Jasper Maria has Alice.
40. Peter is not allowed to run naked in Walmart while singing " Crazy in Love."
41. Peter is not allowed to steal a fire truck to clear the road.
42. Kidnap Alice and say the Volturi took her.
43. Tell Alec that Bella is in-love with him.
44. Destroy Emmets Jeep and blame Edward.
45. Steal a missile and launch it at the Whitehouse.
46. Tell Renesmee that Jacob's married to Leah
47. Or Jared
48. Or Emily
49. Start World War III over an insult about the Confederate Army.
50. Slap Bella and call her a cheater.
"Finally done! Did he really do all of this?" asked Jasper as he finished typing up his WHAT NOT TO DO list. Char only nods while she hangs up the long list. "There all done" Char said as she takes a long glance at the list. "How di--PETER WHAT THE HELL?" Char screamed as she saw the hole in the yard. He looked at her and grinned. "I'm diggin' a hole ta China", was his only response before he disappeared again. Jasper grabbed the list and sighed.
51. Peter Whitlock is not aloud to dig holes to China.
I suck at writing but I tried.
