Crazy For You |Friends Fanfiction

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- Nicolina's -

Me, Chandler, Scotty and Joey are at Central Perk sitting on the couch.

Scotty: I'm telling you she gives the worst massages ever. Okay it was like she was torturing me for information. And I wanted to give it up I just-I didn't know what it was.

Joey: Scotty if it really hurts that bad you should just tell her.

Scotty: Look for the second time in my life I'm in a real relationship. Okay I'm not gonna screw that up by y'know telling the truth.

I roll my eyes at my ex fiance as Ross walks over with Rachel and carrying Coffee.

Ross: Hey.

Joey: Whoa dude look out!. You almost crushed my hat!.

Joey picks a hat up from the floor and it's a magician hat.

Ross: Sorry.

Chandler: "Examining hat". And the bunny got away. 

Chandler turns and starts looking for the bunny making me chuckle as Joey puts the hat on.

Ross: "Glaring at Joey". This would be the place where you explain the hat.

Joey: Oh!. Yeah look there's this play all right?. And I'm up for the part of this real cool like suave international guy. A real clothes horse. So I figure that everyone at the audition is gonna be wearing this kinda y'know ultra-hip high fashion stuff.

Chandler: And you're gonna make them all disappear.

Joey: Yeah like you could find something as sophisticated as this.

Chandler picks up a basket from the table and puts it on his head.

Chandler: Done.

I start laughing at Chandler and take my phone quickly taking a picture.

Rachel: Joey if you wanna look good why don't you just come down to the store?. I'll help you out.

Joey: Great!. Thanks Rach!.

Rachel: Sure!...God please take those off!.

Joey: All right.

The boys remove their hats as Phoebe enters.

Scotty: Hey Pheebs how's it going?.

Nico, Chandler: Hey.

Phoebe: Hey!. Um well only okay because I just got back from, from the hospital.

Rachel: What?.

Ross: Is everything okay?.

Nico: Are you all right?.

Phoebe: Oh yeah no-no-no. I'm fine. I'm okay but um my Grandma sorta died.

Joey: Pheebs!. Sorry!.

Phoebe: It's okay I mean she had a really incredible life. And it's not like I'm never gonna see her again y'know she's gonna visit.

Rachel: Well maybe, maybe she's with us right now?.

Phoebe: Yeah her first day on a new spiritual plane and she's gonna come to the coffeehouse.

Monica: "Enters in a hurry". Guys!. Guys!. I just saw two people having sex in a car right outside.

Ross: Uh Pheebs Grandmother just died.

Monica: Oh my God I'm so sorry.

Phoebe: It's okay. Actually y'know what it's kinda cool. Cause it's like y'know one life ends and another begins.