Kekrops sounded bitter, like he regretted his decision. "My people were the original Athenians-- the gemini."
"Like your zodiac sign?" Percy asked. "I'm a Leo"
"No, stupid," Leo said. "I'm a Leo. You're a Percy."
(BLOOD OF OLYMPUS)
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Funny Percy Jackson
FanfictionParts from Percy Jackson that are very funny. Disclaimer: Rick Riordan owns percy Jackson and all the quotes and stuff