Dracko Malfoots Journey Through Hoggywarts

Shrobby

Anyways, it's now 3rd year and Y/n was cumming to pick me up with her parents, her and my parents are friends now but she still hates me 🥺

She said I looked hot this year though, so I ate her Poo 😻

Then she ate me and we danced to astronaut in the ocean 💃💅

She said she's my girlfriend now uwu uwu 🌚

After that, I went back to school and I was going to see Hairy Potter to offer peace because Y/n wanted me to, and I thought it would be better if I went instead of him cumming to me, so I went, and guess who I saw 😖🔪

SHREK !!

MAKING OUT !!

WITH HAIRY !!

So I made out with Y/n infont of Potty 🤰

He said "NOT MY SISTER YOU BITCH!" And yelled Avada Kedavra but it backfired and hit Deadric Diggrave right in the face somehow, idk how that bitch got in, anyways, he's dead now 😌✨

Wands up ig /* 🙄

And then guess who I saw 😦

DOBBY

THE TRAITOR

*cutely plays Traitor by Olivia Rodrigo*

"What are YOU doing here?" I said 🙄

"Just here to see my Husband, or as he likes to say, my master, Daddy Potty 😏😩" Said Dobby 👨🏼‍🦯

"H- h- h- h- Hairy? Is u cheating on me? 🥺🥺🥺" Said Shrek 🥛

"I-"

"Tf is happening?" Said Y/n

"But- but Dobby thought I was the only slave for Hairy Potty 😖 Guess we were both played." Said Dobby 😒

Then Dobby and Shrek started making out 💃

Hairy stormed out like a 2 year old and Y/n gave me a kizz on the cheek and said "cum with me" and she lead me into the Forbidden Forrest, what could go wrong there? 🤷‍♀️🍑