I was cruising down the road listening to Chapstick by COIN and just vibing on my way to work. I work for All-Might who runs a company with many different vocal points. He found me in the modeling project of his company, apparently hit it off really well with my mom and they have been married and together ever since.
"She's a friend of mine, and an apple pie and a sharpshooter, I'm in the overtime like this sharpshooter, I feel like I'm intruding'" I sang. My ears flopped in the wind of my convertible and life could not feel any better. My mom and I are both bunnies but for me being a male it also allows me to bear children. In this world it's about your gender and if you are a predator or prey bred of an animal. So prey no matter the gender can bear children. I've been pretty lucky with my career boosting off because I am so cute looking but I get a lot of sketchy stuff sent to me by 'admirers'.
"I just wanna be here walking like an animal I just wanna teach her a thing or two-" I slammed on my brakes as a pro hero jumped in front of me. "What the hell?" I asked myself and suddenly I was thrown out of my car and watched the wolf pro hero Dynamight use my car to capture a villain. He swung it around like it was nothing! What kinda crack cocaine is he on?
"My car!" I screamed as the villain sat knocked out. "Your welcome," Dynamight said and my attention was brought to him. "How the hell am I getting to work now?" I asked my foot stomping on the ground. I was on my way for a very important meeting with my parents and this is a HUGE bump in the way. "Tough luck, but I never got a thank you," he said. I screamed in rage and started to walk my way to the agency. "Stupid wolf," I said as I walked away.
How could this happen? Today of all days, it was my favorite red convertible. I rounded the corner and saw a group of girls walking. "Oh my god! That's that bunny model Izuku Midoryia!" one yelled and they all started to chase after me. "Oh shit," I said turning to sprint but instead ran into what felt like a brick fucking wall. "Need a hand?" Dynamight asked. "What?" I asked and next thing I know I am flying through the air with a hand around my waist.
I screamed at the top of my lungs. "Calm the fuck down, where the hell are you going?" he said, screaming back at me. "All-Might's agency," I screamed, I heard a few explosions and then we landed. "There, now do I get a thank you?" he asked. "No, fuck you," I said and shook my head and walked to the doors. "You can't just pick people up and fly them without consent!" I said before I walked into the lobby.
"Oh my Izuku you look.." the lady at the front desk started. "Don't," I said and walked right to the elevators. This was supposed to be a good day. I could feel it in my bones when I woke up and now I look like a bird's nest and my car is completely destroyed! What else could make this day any worse? The elevator dinged when I arrived on the floor of my parents office and I walked out. I then headed straight for the door, wondering what they could possibly want on a Tuesday morning.
