shrek x elmo.

chapter one

Shrek sighed as he glanced out the window longing for his lover, it had been two years since elmo had gone missing and he hated every second of it. He had vowed to protect elmo at all costs when they started dating, now here he is. Two years later, Elmo went missing. The police had launched a search but gave up after about three hours, despite that Shrek had never given up and with people saying that he should just give up on Elmo he never did. Shrek still believes that he is out there, somewhere in the large world waiting for his savior. Shrek.

Shrek rubbed his eyes and slowly stood up, he hadn't eaten in about 500 days bc of his deep depression so then he went to the fridge and got a big turkey and ate it. Then he was done. He went to the clothing rack and put on clothes then went to open the door. But then saw Elmo in the kitchen he ran to his lover but fell over, it was only an illusion. Shrek cried and cried until midnight and decided to move on and headed to the strip club. As he pulled up to the club he saw a red lambo and looked at his honda civic and sighed. He slowly opened the door shaking about what could happen but pushed through and threw the door open. The club was dark but lit up by led lights lining the stage and floor. It smelled a bit but he didn't mind that. It was pretty busy and as he looked around he heard a familiar tune. It was CIPMBIYJ!!!!! His favourite song. Shrek remicised about slow dancing with Elmo to this song but shook his head and strided over to the stage.

Shrek sat down on the leather chair waiting for the performance to start, old men filed into the club and sat down next to shrek. The performance started as the song changed to cardi b.

Shrek had only thrown a few dollars, none of the dancers had piqued his interest. Suddenly WAP started playing, another favourite song of his, a person with tall black leather 8' heels stepped onto the stage, they were wearing a black croptop with a fishnet shirt underneath with black short shorts. They strode onto the stage with confidence, something shrek admired greatly. As they started dancing shrek noticed a gold earring, the same earring he had given elmo. Could it be? No no you moved on, hes dead. Shrek took a deep breathe and kept watching. The performance quickly ended and shrek had spent his 80 dollars he brought with him, as the person walked offstage they took off their mask and blew the audience a kiss. The dancer made direct eye contact with shrek and winked at him. Shrek looked up and realized.

It was elmo...

tbc

i gonna kms why did i write this.