O.C credit goes to myself and Dawnspark
You cannot use these O.C's!!
It's fine to use the quotes, but you cannot use the O.C's
Other notes -
The Ravenpaw mentioned in here is not cannon Ravenpaw, they are a different character entirely
Instead of star, leaders take the suffix 'moon'
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Silverpaw - Hey guys!
Lavenderpaw - I'M SORRY I DID IT RAVENPAW MADE ME
Ravenpaw - NO I DIDN'T LYNXPAW MADE ME MAKE IT
Lynxpaw - I SWEAR I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT
Silverpaw - What are you guys meowing about?
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Lynxpaw, Ravenpaw and Frozenpaw are sitting in some new moss nest's
(Walking over) Silverpaw - Why do you guy's look so sad?
Frozenpaw - Sit down and we'll tell you
(Silverpaw sits down)
Frozenpaw - These nest are made out of wet moss
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Lynxpaw - I've done a lot of dumb stuff
Ravenpaw - I've witnessed a lot of dumb stuff
Lavenderpaw - I've recorded a bunch of dumb stuff
Splashpaw - I've joined in on a lot of dumb stuff
Silverpaw - I tried to stop you doing the dumb stuff!
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Lynxpaw (sharpens claws) - We've got ways of making cat's talk
Lynxpaw catches a rabbit
Ravenpaw - ... Can I have some?
Lynxpaw - Rabbit is for talkers
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Silverpaw - Why are you on the floor?
Frozenpaw - Because I'm depressed
Frozenpaw - I was also viciously attacked. Can you fetch the medicine cat?
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Rainmoon - We need to get through this door. One-ear, give me your credit card
One-ear - Here
Rainmoon (putting it in his metaphorical cat-pocket) - Thanks. Owlglare, kick down the door
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Featherstripe and Dawnspark glaring at each other
Dawnspark - Look, lets both say 'I'm sorry' on the count of three
Aquashine - One, two, three
Dawnspark -
Featherstripe -
Aquashine - Well now I'm just disappointed in both of you
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Featherstripe (holding a python) - Guys, I impulsively adopted a snake, what do I name them?
Silverpaw - You did WHAT-
Owlglare - William Snakespear
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Hazelpelt - You known not every problem can be solved with claws
Owlglare and Frozenpaw - And that is why we also fight with our teeth
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Rainmoon (clawing at blocked entrance) - Owlglare, open up!
Owlglare - Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Shaddedpelt - No, he meant-
Hazelpelt - Let him finish
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Lynxpaw, Silverpaw, Lavenderpaw and Ravenpaw still stuck in the middle of no-where
Lynxpaw - I have an idea! At Christmas, we hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it
Silverpaw - Lynxpaw, no
Ravenpaw - MistleFOE
Lavenderpaw - Please stop encouraging her
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Ravenkit - What does 'take out' mean?
Brightkit - Food
Silverpaw - Dating
Frozenpaw - Murder
Lynxpaw - IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOUR NOT A COWARD!
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Silverpaw - What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Owlglare - Most likely to become a evil tyrant
Lynxpaw - Gay
Frozenpaw - Most likely to start a war
Lynxpaw (again) - Least likely to start a war, but most likely to win one
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The mentors (trying desperately to teach their apprentices) - There a seven pieces of prey and ten kits. What do you do?
Lynxpaw - No-one have a piece of prey
Silverpaw - Hunt three more pieces!
Skypaw - The best of the seven cat eat
Frozenpaw - Kill three
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Lynxpaw - I wasn't injured, I was lightly attacked
Silverpaw - I'm sorry, you where attacked?
Lynxpaw - Lightly attacked. I didn't want to scare you
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Frozenpaw - Meeting new cats is a pain. I never know what to say
Magpiepaw - Just be yourself! Say something nice!
Frozenpaw - Which one? I can't do both
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Silver Rising Incorrect Quote Book (My Warriors fanfic)
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