soon after all the introductions and the beef, they started the first game. they didnt know what game it was, probably playstation. doesnt matter. they are all broke people who wants money.
cant be me though yall stay safe
people in red suits and black masks with squares triangles and circles lead the few hundred players into a big and wide room. at the end of the room was a really cute waifu girl uwuwwuwwuuwwu with her head turned away against a tree thingy
they were playing red light green light.
wait shit i think they did something else before that the uhm they took pictures or sumth
fuck candy crush
there were two broke besties named bruno and henz. henz once asked assaulted me so just like wei hung with han minyeo this is completely personal 👹👹👹
bruno found it really fun to gamble with henz because hes a celestia ludernberg kinnie. they betted 1000 yen to see who can get to the finish line first.
ironically bruno was the first one to lose
bruno flinched after the waifu uwuuwwuuw anime girl stopped counting. thats when the unexpected happened.
bruno got shot
the whole crowd fell silent. henz thought that it was funny to go up to him and touch bruno's body.
👿👎 not in that way
bruno started coughing up blood. thats when everyone found out that this was surreal. henz got amputated and the rest of the people except for our important main cast started running back to the door. the wuwuwuuwuuw kawaii baka oli london waifu anime girl shot them all just like what she did with bruno (✿◠‿◠)
there were around 300 people left. the game carried on.
🐵🍌 how edgy
as our emo boy jayden one of the players who got shot suddenly started to grab onto his leg asking for help but jayden is too emo to care. "get off 👿👿👿👿👿👿👿" he said to him before the sniper pew pews the guy dead. jayden almost trips but shaangevaan saves him in time with one hand
one hand 😈‼
since shaangevaan saved jayden in time, jayden did not get shot. but due to the static reaction when shaangevaan caught jayden, jayden's emoness transferred to shaangevaan.
shaangevaan is now emo
in the end, only 189 people survived. they are the main cast and some other random people. oh well at least our main cast isnt dead.
👺 right?
next time on permainan sotong we will see the hardships of our emo main cast and me aka the prettier and hotter best friend forgetting about the plot again (I am THE pretty best friend)