The Adventures Of Jeff N Topaz ( a really messed up short story) ( ^ω^ )

Chapter 1 (the only one)

A Farm Story

Once apon a time there was a farm full of cows ,there was so many cows the farmers needed two barns and they had a lot of money from selling cheese and milk. One day in the happy little farm of darylind a group of aliens came along and ubducted twenty seven cows the farmers did not like there cows being taken without there permission. The next morning two of the farmers Jeff and Josh dressed up in cow suites and stood outside with the other cows but they were the only ones ubducted. Jeff and Josh woke up in a Crome room every thing was shiny there was two beds both Crome shiny but soft Jeff wasn't attached to the bed but josh seemed to be mainly because he was yelling I CAN'T MOVE!!!!! ... THEY PARALYZED ME!!!!! As loud as possible. Jeff then walked to a little blue screen with the words prisoner escape on it and he was surprised that the aliens would be stupid enough to let there prisoners escape with the touch of a button but he knew he needed to help Josh . Josh was busy screaming and Jeff was pushing random buttons trying to set josh free from the clear beams holding him onto the bed

TWO SECONDS LATER

Josh had shut his face and jumped out of bed because Jeff decided he would give up and pressed the prisoner escape button witch unties the prisoner. Jeff and josh were snooping around the saucer when there jaws dropped "the cows are powering the ship" Jeff said. "I'm goin in" josh said he ran over to a strange room grabbed a pole and ran into the cow room he spotted his first victim it was a green blue alien with three strange spikes coming out of its head it had four legs and two feet. Josh took the pole and wacked the alien in the face looking thing and yelled dont touch my cows you creep. Jeff came in and said "you don't even know if they want to kill us or not" now we do said the Alien i am abelsudb your destroyer he pulled out a ray gun and as the boys tried to protect themselves a piece of chocolate popped out of the gun. Is this some kind of joke said josh this is chocolate. Abelsudb started running but josh wacked his face with the pole again. ( ^ω^ ) the alien was really really mad so mad that he took out a gun and zapped josh took the pole and threw it at abelsudb fell to the ground. Then josh took out a kit kat and said give us our cows back or els you can have some chocolate abelsudb was just laughing. Josh's face was quickly replaced with a butt and his butt with his face. Jeff was vomiting and then said I diddent know how hairy ur butt was you need to shave that thing. ^_−☆ hay man josh said then he turned green pooped from his mouth and died. Then Jeff took the chocolate and dropped it on abelsudb, abelsudb lett out a shriek and butterflies speued out of his butt. Abelsudb melted shortly after and then a puddle of purple and green ooz was the rest of him.

5 MIN LATER

A cow was sent up and a beautiful girl clibed out and said "hey dawls I'm Topaz hey want a gem she said pulling out huge purple gem. What am I gonna do with a fake dimond said Jeff this ain't fake topaz said. Am a gem thief a beautiful one two. Then a cat came up it was a black cat with red streaks going from its forehead to the tip of its tail and going up its four legs. Whiskers topaz yelled with joy lets go to gemlend do you wanna come topaz offered you are kinda cute. Ok Jeff said putting all the cows in there pen. The ship runnes off milk Jeff then ubducted 5 cows and started fuling the saucer wile topaz took the wheel and blasted off.