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"Parappa!" 
"What's up, Boxy Boy?" 
"I fell... It hurts..."
"Ouch. That looks painful."
"Ya think?"
"Right, sorry. Lemme just find it..."
"..."
"It'll be alright, just let me..."
"OW! Hey, that hurt a lot!"
"Hehehe, sorry. But it's all fixed now."
"I guess."
"..."
"...Thank you though. Really."














He never understood why Boxy Boy had to leave. Even to this day, he still thought about it from time to time. Grandfather taking him away on horseback, as all he could do was helplessly watch. But there was no time to be thinking about that. After all, there was still work to do. 



"Hey Parappa, pass me that bag!" The most annoying voice called out.
It was Berdly with Gacha Fart Amogus following right behind.



"Sure thing." Parappa passed the heavy bag of straw over. 
"Are you still thinking about Boxy Boy? Look he left years ago, no point on looking back on it now." Gacha Fart Amogus said, a frown creeping onto his face.
"Yeah, I know. I just can't help but wonder where she ran off to. Grandfather wouldn't tell me, no matter how much I ask." Parappa sighed. 
"LOOK, PARAPPA, you're just a dum sussy baka idiot who cant even-"



 Berdly's words were interrupted by some commotion in the village.  Of course, being the drama causing idiots that they are, Berdly quickly ran off, Gacha Fart Amogus struggling to keep up behind him. Parappa suddenly felt a slight tap on his shoulder. He looked up to see Senpai with gun.



"What's happening over there?" said Garcello with knife who he hadn't even noticed was standing there.
"Apparently a Knight of Hexia is here. Not a big deal if you ask me." Senpai with gun said nonchalantly.
"We should go check it out regardless," Parappa said, "after all, it's not like knights come all the way here every other week."



Garcello with knife eagerly followed along, with Senpai with gun just coming along to not be the odd one out. At the gate they saw a strange man with a file for a head clad in matching pale yellow armour. 



"Hey whats up im cool royal dude ron and i need to talk with onion senpai" Ron said, his voice surprisingly soothing.
"Grandfather? Why would you want to talk with him?" he asked, shocked.
"war or smth idk lolololololololol XD" Ron replied and before Parappa could do anything, he was gone.



Garcello with knife was stuck at Parappa's side with the same confused expression as him, but Senpai with gun just looked like he was done with Ron's shit. And he was.



They met back up with Berdly and Gacha Fart Amogus (GFA for short)and ran after Ron. They ended up at Onion-Senpai's house. As soon as they got there, Ron walked out with the saddest look Parappa's seen all day.



"He said no :(((((" ROn started crying, "WHat will sans leader kun think of me now-"
"Wait, I'll go." Parappa stood tall despite only being like 2 feet tall.
Garcello with Knife looked shocked at first, but their face quickly turned serious.
"If you're going, I'm going too. End. Of. Discussion!" They started blushing just a bit.
"Are you 2 crazy?" GFA was in disbelief.
"If you 2 SUSSY BAKA LOSERS are going then I'm going too sksksksksksk" Berdly pulled a hydroflash out of nowhere and started doing tiktok dances.
"I don't see why not. Better than staying here anyways." Senpai with gun had the creepiest expression on his face, but he was in.
"Ugh... Fine, guess I'll go too. Let's go save Hexia or whatever." GFA farted out mini amogus.



"lolzzz ok lets go then" Ron waved for them to follow him.
After years and years of waiting, Parappa was finally going to see the world.






Going to see Boxy Boxy.




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⏰ Last updated: Oct 13, 2021 ⏰

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