Obey Me ~ Lucifer X Reader ~ Luci Tales

Lesbian Lucifer.

I was wearing the most extravagant red dress I'd ever worn. My tots were secured in a lacy black push up bra, my legs and arms were out and lookin fine. My hair was curled and bounced around my shoulders, jewls shone and glimmered in the light around my neck and wrists and my high heels were tall, slender and surprisingly comfortable. I looked like a real woman. A beautiful phenomenally dressed woman. It was time for the party of all parties.

"Every demon in the Devildom is going to be there!" Asmodeus's had crowed on earlier

I took one final glance in the floor length mirror. I did look mad hot. Who knows maybe M...

My thoughts ended there. A loud stomping was coming up the halls and I felt my stomach plummet into my Coochie so fast I threw up the blue cheese I ate about a month ago.

"Oh my god it's him!" I whisper shouted

I quickly dove for the closet, knocking hangers off the rails with my flailing arms and flapping titties.

This was the end of me, I can't die...well actually...
I glanced down at my curvaceous form sparkling from head to toe, the smell of hairspray tingling my nostrils. I could die looking like this. I'd be a hot mess covered in blood and glitter. People would be into that. I bet it would make the front cover and everyone would totally forget about Mammon on the second page. Hahah that would totally push him over the edge if I stole the front cover from him.

Shit, I can't think about that right now, I have to hold my breath and pray to the man with hair straight from a L'Oréal Paris add, Jesus himself. Who I'd killed during Halloween. Fuck.

"Dear Jesus please forgive me for all my sins and my ability to make men and woman fall prey to lust"

I heard the stomping stop just as whoever it was had reached my bedroom. There was a slow eery squeaking as the door opened and then more stomping.

Is that someone chewing? I asked myself, I waddled closer to the crack in the closet door and tried to get a look at who was here but my dress was tight and restrictive and I tripped on an old pair of shorts, smacked my face into the closet door and fell out with a jingle and a thud.

"What's Y/N doing in the closet?" Beelzebub asked Asmo between mouthfuls of cheeseburger. The 8 foot giant stood motionless in the centre of my room, his ginger hair was slicked back and he was wearing a blue dress that hugged his ass.
The man was wearing silver wedges and blue eyeshadow to match. He looked divine but for what?

"Babes I knew blue was your colour, such a good match with ginger hair!" Asmo giggled, jingling his bracelets around excitedly.

"Are we going to pretend I'm not on the floor right now wearing half Asmodeus's wardrobe on my back with my face pressed against a closet door guys?"

Nobody said anything, Asmo was still smiling like a glamorous dork. Beel chewed slowly before swallowing his last bite of burger.

"Fuck me right?" I said, pulling myself up and brushing myself off.

"When are we leaving? Belphie still hasn't had his makeup done so...."

"HUHH? What do you mean?! I told you guys to be ready by 7! And it's fucking 7:25!" Asmo screeched, he grabbed me and Beel by the wrists and dragged us off into the halls.

"Asmo no! I can't be out here Luci and D-" he cut me off

"Shut up y/n I will NOT be late to the party of all parties because of you three idiots who I stupidly decided to invite out of the KINDNESS of my own Heart!"