Cringy ass shit💀🤚🏽[Discontinued]

BALLS IN YO JAWS

Kkg x kny

Oh lord so here are the pairs I will be doing them in order of- tbh I don't even know 

I may just do the hashiras🏃‍♀️ 

Gyomei with yuriko (yk yk💀)

Mitsuri with ririka (the two people I simp for the most*CoUgh*)

Mary with shinobu(oh lord if I had put inosuke with Mary the whole room would've been fucked up🤠)

Sanemi and midari ( crazy ass mfs but they're hot so it's fine😍) 

Yumeko and rengoku (idk I just feel like their very hyper so-)

Giyu with sayaka (Emos but there hot so once again it's alright🛐)

Tengen with kirari (hot ass bitches and mommy milkers- sorry too soon? Ok-)

I'm not gonna do muchiro Bc I couldn't think of anyone else😕

N e ways THE ACTUAL SKIT SHALL COMMENCE 

Gyomei: so.. do you have people teasing you being blind?

Yuriko: yep, do you remember your eye color?

Gyomei: nope

Yuriko: same here bestie😩✋️

Midari and sanemi watching from the corner: 

Midari: *snickers*

Sanemi: what are ya laughing about?

Midari: at these 2 blind idiots 💀

Sanemi: oi don't talk about gyomei you crazy eyepatch bitch

Midari: bitch what?!- 

Sanemi: yeah I said it whatcha gonna do about it?

Midari: OH HELL NO MOTHER FUCKER *pulls out gun* ILL SHOOT YOU ASS RIGHT HERE AND NOW

sanemi: YOU WANNA GO MOTHERFUCKER *pulls out sword* 

Midari: YEA PLS STAB ME PLEASE PLEASE

Sanemi:😟 

Midari: WELL ARENT YOU GONNA DO IT?!

sanemi: YES I AM BITCH HAVE A LITTLE PATIENCE DAMN😒

Gyomei: can we leave?

Yuriko: yea lets go

*Both of them walks into the wall-💀*

midari: *wheeze*

Sanemi: *sounding like a damn tea kettle*

Rei: DID SOMEONE SAY TEA KETTLE

*todoroki running for his damn life*

todoroki: nah not today I ain't going home with two scars on my damn face

Ok back to the actual skit-

Mary: ugh why won't those two idiots shut up in there?

Shinobu: fr they annoying 

Mary: I wasn't talking to your short ass😒

Shinobu: oh my mistake cutting board 

Mary: THE FUCK YOU SAY SHORT ASS?

Shinobu: can you not hear? Are you fucking deaf? I said my mistake cutting board

Mary: you BITCH-

Shinobu: *pulls out sword* What was that Mary-San?😀

Mary:...

Uzui: DAMN THE TEA IS PIPING HOT TODAY

kirari: But there is no tea-

Uzui: *literally fucking dies*

Kirari: oop-

Mitsuri: oh no, uzui, he's dead😦

Yumeko: poor uzui-san😕😞

rengoku: LETS HAVE A FUNERAL FOR OUR DEAR FRIEND😃😕😞

Ririka(my bby😍): mitsuri why is he so loud and why does he seem kinda... happy?😦

Mitsuri: idrk he's just built different 

Ririka: Istg I will fucking die if someone tells another built different joke

Mitsuri: sorry-

Rengoku walking over to them rn* 

Rengoku: CAN YOU PLEASE HELP US GET HIS BODY INTO THE COFFIN SINCE HE IS SO BUILT DIFFRENT FROM TRANING WE NEED YOUR HELP😃

Ririka: *fucking dies*

Mitsuri: OH NOOO RENGOKU WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE THE BUILT DIFFRENT JOKE-

Rengoku: I AM VERY SORRY MY DEAR FRIEND BUT DO YOU KNOW WHO WENDY'S IS🤠

Mitsuri: who's Wendy's 

Rengoku:😁

Shinobu: why...

Rengoku: WHEN DEEZ NUTS GO IN YO MOUTH

Mitsuri: *dies*

Rengoku: PEOPLE DYING LEFT AND RIGHT🤠

Mary: shinobu, is this bitch for real?

Shinobu: he is, sadly

Rengoku: DEEZ NUTS PUT EM OUT LIKE A LIGHT😃

Shinobu and Mary : *dies*

rengoku: COOPED TINTED LIKE A HASHIRA IN THE NIGHT🤠

Obanai walking in* 

Obanai: GANG ON HE DONT UP A FIGHT

rengoku: FUCK ON YOUR BITCH I MIGHT COLORS ON ME PREETY SIGHT ITS THE LIGHT

obanai:  WHAT YOU SAY GANG MIGHT FUCK UP YOUR LIFE

rengoku: I MIGHT JUST MAKE HER MY WIFE SIKEEEE

Gyomei: you poor souls i shall pray for you God give us or daily bread

At the end of the prayer 

Gyomei: amen

Gyomei: now for the death of Mary saotome is there any one who would like to say something

Ririka: *sniff* I'll go..

Ririka: I miss you and I kinda liked you and if you were still alive I probably would let you hit rn

Mary:💃

Gyomei: WHAT THE HELL

shinobu: uh uh girl she back from the dead

Mitsuri: fr?

Uzui: FRFR

Kirari: What in the absolute fuck?

Sayaka: ms.president are you okay? You never swore before😦

Giyu the emo: What the hell

Mitsuri: well now that everyone's alive author can we go back to our original anime?

Author: ms.gurl I would love too but WHY YOU BREAK THE FOURTH WALLLL💀

Mitsuri: damn who hurt you today 

Author: bitch nobody

Author: I'm so so so so sorry I will never call you a bitch again

Mitsuri: I- 

Author: Anyways THATS it for today until get more ideas bye