Not Made For Kids|Happy Tree Friends Oneshot Book (Requests Closed)

Jester!Mime x Princess!Female!Reader

Title: A Silent, but Happy Ending

Requested by ImWhitee

Reader Info

Species: Doe

Y/n - Your Name

L/n - Last Name

E/c - Eye Color

F/c - Favorite (Fur) Color

C/n - Child Name

A/n: Y/n L/n is the princess of the Ye Old Happy Tree Village and she has a crush on the castle's own jester named Mime as he started flirting with her during an performance at the local theater as he is the best kind of entertainer for the L/n family's own form of entertainment and after gaining her father's trust, he has chosen Mime to marry the princess since he managed to capture the two thieves known as Lifty and Shifty for stealing his daughter's own priceless and precious jewels during the performance with his skills as a jester for the two of them will have a perfect silent, but a very happy ending.

Location: The Ye Old Happy Tree Village - The Ye Old Local Theater

Date: June 24, 1645

Time: 12:35 PM

No POV

Once upon a time on a beautiful afternoon here at the Ye Old Happy Tree Village, there was a young and very beautiful doe with F/c fur in a pretty and sparkly dress is riding in a carriage with her family to the local theater to enjoy some quality entertainment with the famous Jester known as Mime the Silent and Silly Clown while hiring a few guards to keep an eye out for the infamous thieving brothers known as Lifty and Shifty after they both managed to steal from the rich and not give it to the poor like a couple of evil versions of Robin Hood and Little Jon.

Once they arrived at the local theater, Princess Y/n and the royal L/n family went into the theater and took the best seats in the theater right in front of the stage to get a great view at the entertainment.

Then without further ado, the curtains rose up and the Jester known as Mime the Silent and Silly Clown began his acts of hilarious antics such as juggling some colored balls and some bowling pins, pulling rabbits out of hats, classic card tricks and a lot of variety of creative magic tricks. He even started winking at Y/n as well as flirting with her in a nice way and magically brought out and handed to her a beautiful red rose without the thorns on the stem, which made Y/n instantly develop a crush on the funny and very handsome deer, which her father seems to understand Mime's very polite and gentleman like manner, even though he is nothing but a jester rather than a brave and noble knight.

Her father is quite protective to her daughter, but not overprotective to the point of treating her like a child. He does his best to be a great king to the entire kingdom and not some kind of power-hungry tyrant that will treat the citizens like slaves.

While being a decent father to Y/n, he tries his best to find a perfect husband for his daughter that is not greedy and perverted.

One time, when the ego-maniacal knight known as Sir Disco Bear went on a date with his daughter that went horribly wrong, he had no trouble to have him immediately executed for his daughter's sake. So he thought maybe Mime might just be the perfect match for Y/n, but only he can prove himself to me that he can be trusted and earned his approval to marry his beloved daughter to be his wife.

Just as the show was about to end, the a bunch of smoke bombs blew up, causing the entire room of the theater to be covered in very thick smoke with everyone coughing and screaming in terror along with a couple of evil snickers in the background.

Then as the smoked finally cleared up, everyone are completely shocked to see all of their money, , gold, gems and jewelry have been stolen.

Y/n then started crying in despair to see her very beautiful, expensive  necklace that she got on her 16th birthday from her parents.

It didn't take too long for everyone to realize that they have been robbed once again by the infamous Raccoon Brothers, Lifty and Shifty and they have already made their gateway while the smoke bombs were still active before the smoke disappeared.

This has angered the King so much, he ordered his guards to go hunt down the two thieves, have them arrested and bring back the loot they have stolen from the villagers, so that he can behead those thieves with the guillotine as punishment for their crimes.

Without warning, the guards did what they are told and began their search for Lifty and Shifty so that all of the loot that they have stolen will be return to their rightful owners as well as Y/n's precious and priceless jewel necklace.

While the guards are on the hunt for Lifty and Shifty and Princess Y/n still crying a pool of her own tears of sadness after she got her necklace stolen by the Raccoon Brothers with her own parents trying their best to comfort her, Mime is not gonna let the princess cry in sadness on his watch.

So he decided to teach those raccoon thieves a valuable lesson for robbing the village blind and stealing his true love's necklace. He went out the theater on his unicycle to find Lifty and Shifty and it didn't took him too long to find them by the sound of their evil chuckles.

He then quietly hide behind a tree before looking over to see the two raccoon brothers laughing while look over the loot that they have stolen. So if he is gonna capture them without them noticing and getting away scot-free with all the loot they can carry.

So, he quietly set up some elaborate  traps with some of the parts of his props that he used during his performances at the theater with some ropes, spring-loaded pressure plates from a jack and box, a large trapeze net and a animal cage to trap them inside.

Timeskip - 35 Minutes Later

After Mime finished setting up the traps to capture Lifty and Shifty, it's time for him to begin his plan to stop the thieves once and for all as he blows a horn so loud that it scared the two raccoons to death that lead them to Mime's trap as they step onto the spring loaded pressure plate, got caught in the net and went into the animal cage, trapping the two raccoon brothers inside.

With the guards bringing the two thieving raccoons back to the village along with the loot that they stole from everyone including the princess, the king ordered his guards to have them immediately executed for all the crimes that they committed and the guards did what they king told them to do as they are taking both Lifty and Shifty to the castle grounds to set up the guillotine for their execution.

With everyone getting all of their stuff back after the heroic Jester Mime had successfully captured the thieves and brought back all the loot to their rightful owners, Mime walked up to Princess Y/n and pulled out her precious necklace from his hat, which made Y/n really happy to have her necklace back to her and it's all thanks to Mime.

She then gave her hero a kiss on the cheek as a reward for bringing back her necklace, which made him blush so red that his head looks like a tomato and Y/n started giggling at his reaction.

Then her father, the King thanked Mime for doing such a noble act for him, his daughter and the entire village for capturing the two infamous Racoon Brothers and bringing back all the loot they have stolen from the townspeople and he decided to trust him enough to let Mime marry Princess Y/n in an arranged wedding at the castle.

With the townspeople cheering and celebrating for the wedding of Princess Y/n and Prince Mime the Royal Jester, the two of them now have a bright future in their hands and truly have A Silent, But Happy Ending.

Then in the future after they both got married, they have a son/daughter named C/n, who is a little deer/doe with F/c and a small patch of Mime's purple fur around his muzzle and it seems to inherited his/her father's silliness as well as his/her mother's kind and generous personailty.

AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER

THE END