Red vs blue (Female OC) season 14

PSA a trip abroad

Simmons: Hi, I'm Dick Simmons from the popular web series Red vs. Blue.

Grif: And I'm--

Donut walks to them.

Donut: Hi guys! Did you miss me?

Grif: You can't keep asking that every time you come back from the bathroom, man.

Simmons: Yeah, dude. It's gross.

Donut: What? No! I was in Paris for three weeks! You guys didn't notice?

Simmons: Uhh...

Grif: Hmm.

Donut: I talked about it for months! You helped me get tickets to the Louvre!

Grif: That doesn't sound like me... at all.

Donut: Simmons drove me to the airport!

Simmons: Uh, it doesn't ring a bell.

Donut: Oh my gosh. You guys were supposed feed my cat! Whiskers!

Donut runs away

Simmons: Why, that was a perfect segue to talk about a very important topic. Etiquette when visiting a foreign country.

Grif: A set of skills that will keep you from embarrassing yourself and your country overseas, And are a must in these trying times.

Sarge walks to them.

Sarge: What's wrong with Donut? I just saw him running away and ugly crying. Like, really ugly. *shiver*

Grif: I dunno, broke a nail?

Simmons: The first step of visiting a foreign country is getting the hell out of your country. That's where the airport comes in. You'll recognize it by the big sign that reads "Airport", and the construction that's been going on for the last 15 years.

Simmons, Grif, Sarge, Shawn and Caboose walk into the airport and are checked out by security.

TSA Agent: Are you carrying any weapons or anything that might be considered a weapon today, sir?

Sarge: Of course! Several of them!

Simmons: Never leave home without one, duh.

Grif: My suitcase is just grenades!

Shawn: You can never be too careful.

TSA Agent: Are you carrying any weapons on you today, anything that might be considered a weapon, sir?

Caboose: Uhhh... No... Well, you might notice my suitcase, which happens to be in the *shape* of a, uh... gun. But it's only packing bullets.

TSA Agent: We're gonna need a passenger assist over at security. Five passenger assists.

The ones that were checked out look at each. The five walk out of the airport and they were now in Paris.

Simmons: Ugh, that was exhausting!

Sarge: My life started flashing before my eyes!

Grif: Ugh! Two whole hours!

Shawn: My legs are sore!

Simmons: Traumatic experiences such as long flights can be overcome with simple distractions, such as [poster of Sarge 2: Sarge Harder] watching a censored version of your favorite r-rated movie, [the characters holding nerf guns and the subtitle struck and replaced "Slight Less Soft Sarge"] throwing peanuts at the flight attendants, or writing down great ideas you only get with a feverish brain induced by cabin air pressure. Here's what I wrote: Perpetual motion rollercoaster; reading light in funeral caskets; Jon Lovitz. Jon Lovitz?