Jeffery bezos fucking dies (FINISHED)

jeffy weffys day befow da acident 🥺🥺

Jeff POV:

     I was walking to a place to do idk rich man stuff ig. I was listening to Bezos I by boburnham. (good song btw for listen to it if you haven't) and it got to my favowit pawt so I stawted sining. 😍🥺🥺 CEO ENTREPRENEUR, BORN IN 1964, JEFFREY, JEFFERY BEZOS. 😍😍😍.

     After getting to cool man and rich man place i see my good friend Alexander Hamilton waiting for me.
OMG HIIIII ALLY WALLY BOO 😍😍😍. "HIIIII JEFFY BOO BOO" he said back. After talking to Alexander Hamilton for a good 20 minutes, my UGLY AF HUSBAND (hisoka) WALKS IN. I EMEDIATLY START PUKING BC OF HOW UGLY HE IS.( hisoka is ugly, and disgusting. You can't prove me wrong) THEN HE SOMEHOW GETS TURNED ON BY ME PUKING AND HE YELLS "OHHHH JEFFFFFFFFFEEEERRRRRYYYY" ally wally boo finally calms me down by French kissing me 😍😍😍

Hisoka POV:

     After I see STUPID ally wally kiss my jeffy weffy, I run home. I'm also crying, alot. I'm crying SO much that I actually form a new sea with my tears. Anyways now I'm like super mad so now I'm going to MURDUR STUPID ally wally, AND my Jeffy beefy. I'm so mad that gon is my crush again even tho I'm like 3883929283 years old and he's 12. OHHHHHH GOOOOONNNNNN 😍😍😍😍😍😍.

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cock and ball torture