I woke up at 12 per usual. This stupid group chat is absolutely blowing up this morning, I wonder what's up
Ight bet:
Grandma: I don't wanna go to fucking school
Ace: sucks to suck
Lisa: imagine having school today
Me: what are y'all even talking about this early
Grandma: it's 12 you bum stfu
Grandma is not actually my grandma, she's the oldest friend so we call her grandma. Anywayssss I gotta get out of this damn bed, I got some business to take care of, I go to the kitchen and grab the apples I picked at the apple orchid the other day with my parents. I really got to get to work, I run a drug empire I know it sounds crazy but you gotta make money some how. Grandma comes and picks me up on her way to school and drops me off to the bunker my meth lab is in, I walk down the stairs and great ace, the mastermind of it all. They are crazy smart with this stuff, ace says "hey bitch tits, you ready?" "Yeah I guess so" I respond. Today is the day we meet with our supplier to discuss the recent shortage of money, we haven't been able to pay in a few months due to an ex employee taking it. "We gotta wait for everyone else" ace says "I know, grandma is going to "school" to pick up lane, riley, and Dolan" "great text them to hurry up, expect grandma she's scary" ace says "ok"
Grandma:
Me:hey the meetings about to start, you close?
Grandma: almost, Dolan drank a gallon of milk before now he's peeing like crazy, Riley is trying to blare wap in the middle of a dangerous neighborhood, and lane is being a back seat driver.
Me: shit we will stall.
Grandma: great thanks
I walk back over to ace as the supplier walks in, "why did I wake up today?" I ask "man I don't even know why I ever wake up, oh by the way what did grandma say?" "She just said that they are stuck in traffic so stall"
"Hello what would you like to talk about today on such short notice? Is it just you two?" The supplier asks
"No the rest of our team is stuck in traffic, so sorry"
Grandma runs down the stairs with crazy hair holding a briefcase
"We have arrived so sorry for your inconvenience, to get straight to business we need an extension on the payment plan we've installed. We have recently had a rat in our presence that stole from us" grandma says
" we can't keep extending this, get our money next month or else"
"Or else what mother fucker?" Grandma says
Oh shit of course she does this. She has never been good with threats.
Grandma walks over to our supplier and stabs him in his knees "don't threaten me again" and drags us all out of the business room.
"Now that we are out of that we should play a game"
Oh no this can't be good
"What kind of game?" I ask
"Truth or dare"
