Oliver's Bedtime Story ;)

Part 3

Ali pushes Oliver off his bed, and tells him to sleep on the floor. The next day, the newest game is about to start. Oliver finds that the game is, "chug a can of sparkling water without burping". "Omfg who tf comes up with this shit?" Oliver complained, bitching and moaning. Oliver ran like an anime girl to the doors. Oliver waited to be led into the hallway to their next game. The survivors were all forced to stand in a long, empty room. "Sit on the fucking floor," The Pink staff member told them. The staff handed out cans of sparkling water to each of the players. One bitch, Most likely Matthew, (Oliver's Boyfriend), chugged the bitch like how John Wick killed the guys who slaughtered his wife and dog. "I feel moist," Matthew spoke, deadpanning with no reaction whatsoever. "I'll make you moister ;)," Oliver flirted with Matthew. "Ew, no," Matthew said with disgust. Oliver literally had a moist heart attack from the horriblE sparkling water they forced him to consume. "Sad Cri :(," Oliver Thought to Himself. At that time, Oliver randomly shit out A hamster, who looked like fucking Pikachu. "OMFG, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A POKÉMON TRAINER!" Oliver jumped and screamed (without the s) in delight. The Pikachu summoned his stand, and punched the shit out of Oliver. Then, the Pikachu vanished. "Awwwww!" Oliver cried out. "HOLD ON, IS THAT DEKUS DAD!?!" Someone in the crowd screamed. Everyone turned their heads to see the same motherfucker dump his drink out. Just like Mha, Dekus Dad was never seen. Oliver shook his fist at the person who fooled him, what a dick. "Wait
…" Oliver caught something out of the corner of his eye. Is that Shoto Todoroki quietly twerking in the corner? Yup, It sure is. Oliver went over and introduced himself to really show him how to throw it back. "Can I please blow your back out o mighty Oliver?" Todoroki said out of the blue. Oliver replied with a, "No, Sorry, but I'm gay. 💅" "I could show you my 5 weenies ;)." Oh shit, Oliver felt moist. But, Oliver's dick fell off.
(We're skipping to the end of the squid game.) Oliver stands at the mercy of one of the pink staff members. Oliver had a gun pointed to his head, while Jesus held it up to him and spoke, "hasta la vista baby boi" and blew his small brains out. Later, Jesus went to the hospital to meet the creator of the games with $4 in his bank account. "What a scam." Jesus walked in to see, HUH?! WAIT WHAT?! IT WAS OLIVER. FUCKING. OLIVER. "SO YOU WERE BEHIND THIS WHOLE SCAM?! I ONLY GOT $4 FUCKING DOLLARS!" Jesus yelled and thrashed at him. Oliver spews, “I spent all my money on hospital bills cause you blew my fucking brains out. We live in th US you dumbass.” as Jesus was feeling kinda bad, he felt something go up his uterus (the hole in his dick). It was a Batman hot wheels car. Jesus felt so violated that he went to heaven, but was kicked down to hell due to all the sins he had committed.

The end :>