Kevin Free

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Steve: guys, there are charts In the sky, can't you see them? Night vale's a weird town man. Oh! I just remembered, I brought scones. Anyone want one?

Dana: OMG WHAT KIND

Cecil: SHUT UP STEVE CARLSBURG. NO ONE WANTS YOUR SCONES

Steve: they have a dash of orange

Carlos: Cecil be nice >.<

Dana: oh Cecil *sigh*

Steve: it's ok Cecil, the scones are your friend.

Cecil: UNLIKE YOU

Dana: OOOOOOHHHHH

Hiram : that burn was worse than purple head's fire breath
Purple head: IT'S VIOLET

Cecil: I'm sorry Carlos >_<

Steve: hey I am nice to you, you're just mean to me

Carlos: hey, would it be possible if me and my team of scientists could test that out??

Cecil: the scones? Carlos, why do you want to test them?

Carlos: my radiation alarm is going a bit off the hook. I think there's something about your oranges In the scones

Steve: sure you can

Carlos: thanks!

*kevin walks in*

Steve: hey Kevin, have a scone

Dana: eat the scone . The scone will not harm you. The scone is your friend.

Kevin: IM NOT EATING THE SCONE IT HAS WHEEAAATT!

Carlos: DO NOT EAT THE SCONE

Dana: EAT THE SCONE

Carlos: IT HAS A LARGE MASS OF RADIATION COMING FROM IT. YOU WILL DIE

Dana: NEVERMIND DON'T EAT THE SCONE. BUT WAIT, WHAT IF I ATE A SCONE? CARRRLLLOOOSSS!!! I ATE A SCONE!!!

Cecil: umm... Carlos... I might have eaten a scone earlier...

Dana: NO CECIL! NOT YOU TOO!

Carlos: CECIL YOU'LL BE FINE

Kevin: scones will not harm you! We should ALL try them! He he he

Hiram: oh no. Mayor Dana is dead, oh well.

Dana: I'm not dead yet

Hiram: I'M MAYOR NOW

Dana: SHUT UP HIRAM OH MY GOD. NOT DEAD YET

Hiram: as new mayor of night vale, I say we listen to the weird guy with the gross smile

Cecil: *comes in and mysteriously saves Mayor Dana again*

Carlos: OMG IS THAT KEVIN?!

Dana: as mayor of night vale, I officially ban ALL SCONES from being consumed or sold! Anyone who eats a scone will die! DO NOT eat a scone!

Thank you Cecil!

Hiram: wait what??? Thanks a lot Cecil, I was so close.

Kevin: what? STREX Corp genetically engineered the scone for the sole purpose of everyone's happiness

Carlos: please don't do that. If the price is people's lives then i don't think anyone would be very happy

Kevin: scones will not harm you

Carlos: they will, Actually

Kevin: no one has ever been harmed by a scone. No one that you know :)