I was walking home to my swamp, when I spot him... looking oh so beautiful but as natural instinct I yell "GET OUT OF MY SWAMP LORD FARQUUAD!" he doesn't react and says "I know that you want me here Shrek, there is no reason to hide from me anymore" I do have to admit that I am madly in love with Lord Farquuad, he is just so hot and I would love to hook up with him.. I thought that I was just thinking that but apparently I said that out loud. He heard me say that and he said that he has similar feelings for me but that they're more intimate... I didn't exactly understand what he meant because all I know is my swamp nobody else but we carry on with our conversation and it turns out he thinks that I am great in bed if you know what I mean ;). I moaned his name as we did it;)) if only I could make Lord Farquuad pregnant him he's such a beauty I swear I would do it all day with him if I could... I grab out my pocket knife and I tell him to slit my throat with it, he's a little confused but does it anyways. As the blood proceeds to drip down onto my chest I force him to lick it all up. He says he likes doing this. I quickly dominate Lord Farquuad and pin him to the floor of my swamp. I watch as he struggles to breath and I kill him. I purposely killed him so I could do the same thing to myself. We both died and are living our best life in horny heaven if yk what I mean.
