#6 Fancy Yourself

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Note for all the readers : When you laugh at jokes from the Internet, you don't actually laugh. You just blow more air out of your mouth or nose than usual.

#1 If you're having a bad day, remember, that there are people out there who have their ex's name tattooed on themselves.

#2 People who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a WHOLE different level.

#3 If a woman says "Do what you want".

DO NOT DO WHAT YOU WANT, stay still, do not blink, don't answer, do not breathe. Just play DEAD.

#4 Paper cut = A tree's moment of revenge.

#5 Me + Mathematics = Syntax Error!

#6 Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably shit.

#7 Teens in metro / cinema halls be like "Uhm, could you please put your crying kid to vibrate?"

#8 What's consistency?

My Room : messy

My Thoughts : messy

My Hair : messy

My Life : messy

#9 *Wears pyjamas all day*

*Showers at 10 pm*

*Changes into new pyjamas*

#10 More pizza, less problems. True that!

#randomquestion1 The guy who discovered milk, what was he doing with the cow? o_O

#randomquestion2 If watermelon exists, why doesn't earthmelon, airmelon and firemelon? The elemelons.

P.S. The answer to above questions is not vodka, but it's still worth a SHOT! ;)

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