Hi, my name is Emily and I'm not like any other girl.
I own a hydro flask sksksk
Im not like any other girls....
I have a crush on jayke the local football player that also beat up my little borthr in apex legends and he also abuses me when everyone is around so he can prove he isn't a wuss
Jayke pushed me against the locker
YOU NERD said jayke while everyone laughed at me.
It was kinda hot because it was my crush doing it ;)
Jayke smell but that fien
Queen jester comes to save the day
BEGONE JwAYKE.
Emily was shocked as she stood there calmly while being honry at the same time..
she started falling for QWUEEN JWESTer a big titty queen.
Your different because you smell like jayche but better ((;
qwEEn jastur began to stutter
I-I-I-I--I-I-I-I-II
Queen jakster pov:
I began to pass out
My head hit the wall
And i started twerking which led to emily being more henry
BONK
Something hit my ass..
It was emily's ding dong
Omg emily you got the strap?!
Yes a 20 inch, said amalie.
Qwan jesusur was shook that it was only 20 inches, she felt offended.
Qwkarl jwezer: your wrong...you are like other girls..............................................................
eMaleh: WAT! I Can'T Belof yoU.. THIS Was THE MAX SIZE
THAT I COULD AFFORD FOR YOU..
Quirky jeffree star: you broke bitch. I hate you.
Ehm illy: i-i-i-i--i-ii-i-i-i-i-
Emily happily becomes sad
Queen jester stares at ehmphilly with a shocked expression.
Jayke walks up to qwen shitster
With our teamwork we can find a girl whos different
Emily then takes the elevator while going up the stairs and runs away calmly.
Jayke then morphs into a woman, queen jester is in shock
yes .... I was a woman this whole time and im.....
...
..
Different...
My name is britney
I take a picture of my starbucks drinks and post it on instagram
I also flip my hair alot
I will talk shit over the internet but not irl
Evil
A pick me
Wore too much eyeliner in middle school
Shops at hot topic
Wears crop tops because i think its cool
Eats takis very slowly while holding it with only 2 fingers because i want to seem preppy
Wears those ugly ass white fila shoes because everyone else is
Has to stick around in groups so i can talk more shit because thats 99% of my life
Youll usually see me around with a scented germ x bottle hanging off of my backpack because im quirky like that its for the aesthetic
Seems badass until i get my ass whooped
Fights like this
I dyed the tips of my hair so i can seem original
Queen jester: oh my god...you werent lying..
You ARE different.
(you want more of this crap?)
YOU ARE READING
Emily Johnson
Teen Fictionh-h-h-h-h-h-hi i-i-i-i-i-it's E-e-e-e-emily Johns-s-s-s-s-s-son