Dabi was up earlier than usually. He was super excited. After all, today was his wedding day!Dabi danced through the room, sang a little bit and couldn't wait until the evening. Oh, how excited Dabi was! Today, he would finally be married to Sidan! Of course for this day, Dabi had chosen the best wedding cake. And the best wedding catering. And invited all his friends to come (except Ranboo cuz she's a bitch). Sidan himself was also up early in the morning, doing his morning stretches and excercise so he'd look nice and buff in his suit.Dabi was trying out his wedding dress in front of the mirror There had been a mixup at the dresser but Sidan thought it was kind of funny so they went along with it. But of course, most importantly of all: Dabi couldn't wait until the actual night. The day was coming along nice. Dabi received lots of compliments for his dress. Sidan looked fabulous in his suit. His muscles nicely toned thanks to the suit being of just the right tightness. Oh, Dabi loved watching his love. Those sweet lips of him touching the wine glass, soaking them up in the red liquid of the wine. Those lips he could kiss all night long. And those hands, Dabi looked at it. Abscentmindedly as someone else was talking to Dabi while he did so. Sidan's hands were so full with power. The way he grabbed Dabi's hands as they cut the cake. The way he held Dabi's wrists as he cut the cake into slices. Those hands would be soon on Dabi's chest.There was a speech or two. Proclaiming that there had never been such a perfect couple as Dabi and Sidan. That the universe had never seen such love. And everyone cheered and rejoiced. And there were flower petals and rice raining down on them and there were songs being sang in their names.Or so it should be. Because when Dabi stood there at the altar about to give his word to Sidan. Suddenly! An ExplosioN!And from the smoke arised no one else but Ranboo! "Stop! You are making a mistake!" Ranboo said. "I should be with Sidan!!"The woman stood atop of the rubble while from everywhere Minions came from. They tied up all the wedding guests (and Avery, who had been the priest, too!)."I knew something was up," Ranboo said. "You sounded way too happy last time we spat insults at each other." She said as she walked down from the rubble into the wedding area. "Of course, there was also this."She took out a paper and folded it into an aeroplane. Then she fired it at Dabi. Dabi opened it up and saw... it was their wedding invitation. Ranboo laughed loudly, "Oh yeah, you were willing to invite Revali but not me?! So I did what I had the right to do... I went to Revali and I defeated him and took his invitation.Dabi knew that Ranboo could be powerful. Oh yeah, before Ranboo turned out to be such a collosal biatch, they had been fighting Revali together. But Dabi didn't know that Ranboo could have defeated Revali...as long as she had enough motivation!HAHAHAHAAHA, Ranboo laughed. "Now to enact my plan!" Because not only will I stop your wedding, I will make your wedding IMPOSSIBLE!!!The highwaymans took Avery and shoved him forward. They did the same thing with Sidan. Ranboo walked over to Sidan and took his hand. "Now, Avery, wed me! Otherwise I will kill all you love! And if you, Dabi try to stop me....I will ressurrect Revali!"Dabi felt like he was kicked in the stomach. What an impossible choice! Dabi thought. Give up the love of Dabi's life or save the world from Revali. It was almost as if fate or God set everythin in motion to torture Dabi!But long Dabi didn't have to be in agony. Because Dabi had a plan!"Uuuurgh," Dabi said, putting up his most bored voice, "Well, I didn't really want him anyway, I just said that to rile you up.""What?!" said Ranboo in utter disbelieve."Yeaaah, I was just so angry with you over, y'know, that thing. that I decided that I was going to marry Sidan just to make you jealous."And then, then Dabi thought of the one thing that would make his ruse even better."Because really, said Dabi, I love you."Ranboo stood there baffled. All the gaurds looked at her unsure what to do now."Y... you mean that?" said Ranboo."Of course not!" said Sidan and in that unguarded moment he knocked Ranboo unconscious."Haha, you didn't expect that to happen, hey Bitch?!" Sidan yelled loudly and laughed loudly afterwards.All the other guests laughed as well.As did Dabi.
