Later that day, a funeral was held in Gotham for the crazed clown.
Batman, hesitant to go, put on the suit he knew joker loved. As he looked in the mirror, remembering the way joker had touched him.
Coincidentally he saw a single tube of red lipstick, the same color joker had favored.
Without hesitation batman lathered his bat sack in the crimson red lipstick, fondling them between his fingers, spreading the lather till it looked like a crime scene happened on batmans genitals.
"Oh joker, what are you doing to me!" Batman screamed out as he splurged covering the mirror and the lights, making the room go dim.
"ALFRED I NEED CLEANING ASSISTANCE IN THE MAIN BATHROOM" batman yelled to his butler
"That's the 10th time in the last hour" alfred mumbled and rolled his eyes as he carried himself to the hot baby batter that was awaiting him
As batman drove to the location of the funeral, so overwhelmed by his immense, unfathomable, raging lust he decided what he had to do.
As he walked into the building the service would take place, he was determined to follow through with his plan
As he walked up to the casket with his dear old friend in it, he briskly ripped his pants off, revealing the crimson red lipstick he hadn't washed off from before he came
Just like Picasso, batman went to painting with his out of this world rod, giving joker back his signature red lips
Unaware of the multitude of people also attending the service, he continues to paint the lipstick on with his "paint brush"
Once he finished his masterpiece, he scans jokers body, admiring his pale skin. He can't help but touch his dead, skinny, lengthy, flimsy, little boy body.
Batman almost explodes on the spot just feeling jokers boy nipples between his fingers. As he continues to touch the lifeless corpse, he continues to go lower and lower, eventually reaching jokers little baby penis.
Batman uses both pinkies to stroke the tiny piece of flesh, seeing as those are the only fingers small enough for it. As he continues to stroke faster, his plan is enacted.
As the people behind him watch, horrified by what they're seeing, they just can't seem to look away from batmans crimson red ass cheeks, they were so beautiful
Batman, astonished sees signs of life in joker, it was working!
Batman pumps harder until joker springs up, releasing the most humongous, steeming hot load batman had ever seen
The entire room was covered from top to bottom, along with the people in it
"Batsy" joker says weakly, seeing as he just came back from the dead
"I will never let you go, or your clown nuts"
As batman leans in to kiss the clown, he first has to lick the piping hot secretion off of his and jokers lips
And they lived happily ever after
