A question I have been asked is
"Which one is better, Ass or Titties?"
|Well I say neither (but if I had to choose it would be titties) and this book are my reasons why. [I AM COMPLETELY SERIOUS WITH YOU RIGHT NOW]|
REASON NUMBER 1:
•They are amazing
REASON NUMBER 2:
•They go squish
REASON NUMBER 3:
•They are beautiful
REASON NUMBER 4:
•Good for cuddles
REASON NUMBER 5:
•Great pillows
REASON NUMBER 6:
•Look gorgeous
REASON NUMBER 7:
•They Jiggle
REASON NUMBER 8:
•Warm
REASON NUMBER 9:
•They a vibe
REASON NUMBER 10:
•Could crush watermelon
REASON NUMBER 11:
•Could crush Batman
REASON NUMBER 12:
•Thicc Thighs save lives <3
In all honesty, thighs are just superior and that's a fact
