Ben Bouch shares an image on his Facebook page. It is a picture of him with John Balvin, more commonly known as J Balvin or Fortnite man at the utd game.
"Holy guacamole", says one commenter
"we will av to play our strongest team too 😏😏", says Callum Bouch, Ben's own son
Little do these people know, Ben and J Balvin had big gay sex after the utd game. Ben wishes he could tell people about him and John Balvin, but his son Callum is a massive homophobe, and member of the KKK, so if he found out that Ben and J Balvin had sexy sex, he would be forced into Ben's basement for the rest of eternity lol.
Ben Bouch
J Balvin
Callum Bouch