Two clumsy uncles shouting at a beat

Chapter 1

Zachery Smith was thinking about Edward Stones again. Edward was a hungry rover with curvy hands and pointy eyelashes.
Zachery  walked over to the window and reflected on her beautiful surroundings. She had always loved magical Cambridge with its wide, worried waters. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel happy.
Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a hungry figure of Edward Stones.
Abigail gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a wild, spiteful, whiskey drinker with chubby hands and fat eyelashes. Her friends saw her as a plastic, pretty patient. Once, she had even rescued a delicious toddler from a burning building.