it most prolly wont amount to 69 but its a cool title.
hello and welcome to this impulsive decision of mine where i will explain why brown is the worst colour ever.
(i stayed up for this shit)
(also dont take this seriously, brown lovers ur so sexy haha)
1. its ugly, just look at it
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2. tf kinda name is brown
you see, there are certain eMotIoNs and tHouGhtS that are linked to colors and their names, like white is associated with good or whatever shit, black is associated with the best color ever, blue is associated with percy jackson and green is associated with minecraft. br*wn on the other hand invokes no such thing. at best, it'll make you think of poop which is kinda inconvenient when you're in the middle of art class but aNyWAYS.
3. it doesnt go with any colors except green but then they both suck so
4. brown gives me the same energy as rAiD sHaDoW lEgEnDs: literally nothing
5. it does not belong in the dark colour family
the dark colour family includes *actual colours* such as black, violet, maroon, navy, phthalo and somehow, by chance, br*wn. which makes absolutely no sense because it just isnt a dark colour. the darkest it can go is literally a warm black.
6. its the trashcan of colours
if you mix every single colour in a box or palette or whatever, you will find that it comes out as brown. hence implying that its the trashcan of colours.
6.1. the addams family prefers black and grey
6.2. it deserves to be walked upon- oh wait
6.3. its brown
6.4. it can also symbolize sickness sooooo
6.5. you dont wear brown tees. i WoNdEr wHy
6.6. things that rhyme with brown = drown, frown, modern pop music, clown
