Penguin short stories

Jake slapped his flipper across Bill's, "I am a ninja! Get that in your head!"

"Fine." Bill sniffed, looking away, "Why can't I get to be any thing cool, like ninjas," he looked over at Jake, who was defeating criminals who had bags of money, "or be able to even call the cops."

He finished, just as the police pulled up and Jake closed his cell-phone. Sighing, Bill flopped down the street, wondering what he could to become a hero like Jake was. Suddenly he got an idea! He ran down past an alley where a gang was beating up a Penguin for money, he ran past a bank where sirens were wailing, he then ran past a smoking house where nobody had a cell-phone to call the firefighter penguins. He finally slowed down at a shop labeled Fresh Smoothies. He walked past all the customers, "Joe! I would like to use your blenders!"