Wasp: Lift me up!
dive bomber: Get it, i got it.
All the while, James and Emily watch the guys whaling on the peewee dragons. James discovers a diamond the size of a pin head. He pops it into his mouth.
65 EXT. BOSTON SLUM - DAY
Eamons: Come on, we're taking back the streets!
David: Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Adam: I wish we'd never crawled away from weevers. Hence the gorilla suit.
James: I said I wish we'd never invented weevers in the first place.
Eamons: It's our job to make weevers!
They exit, followed by Freddy's gang, they run a parade through the slums. They battle David's men, who hold their ground. The weevers march on, taking back the streets of Boston.
Adam: Rock. The end. I'll leave you with one thing: Tina.
Tina does her best impersonation of a frog song, but she just can't seem to sing it right. All the actors go into the slums, and battle the dragons.
The Weevers: Suck it, Wongate!
James: How's it going down there?
PROPHET 65 EXT. SLUM, BOSTON - DAY
Hippie: TV open my eyes!
Wongate:
Hippie: TV open my eyes!
Alf:
Hippie: TV open my eyes!
Big Dick and Wingate enter a back door of the One Armed Man, who has a dragon on a leash. Big Dick and Wingate pull off the dragon and smash a door down, revealing a drumming and the dragon.
Wongate: There's more to this than we thought.
dramatic music
Hippie: Hey!
Goth: Oh yeah! There's more to this than we thought.
Wongate: There's a war in heaven.
Big Dick: Over half the angels are on our side.
Wingate: Man, that's really cool.
66 EXT. WAR ON JESSICA, SLUM
Jessica has a knife to a wart on her neck, but no one notices. A hatch in a tenement catches her eye. She crawls out, entering the war zone. Angels battle demons, thundering heavy feet pound.
Eamons: Go go go go go go go go go!
Adam: I wish we'd never crawled away from weevers.
Suddenly
David: I thought I told you to stay put. You better watch yerself, mister, or...
Adam: Or what?
Hippie: At least play your song, if you want me to stay put.
Big Dick: Then we can get some help!
Adam: Hey, what help do you want?
David: Just shut up and follow me!
James: I don't know where we're going.
ELBOW 66.
Wongate: Hey, what kind of help you want?
Big Dick: Hey, what kind of help you want?
Tina: Look who's talking.
Big Dick: Tina's the one- eyed samurai.
David: Alright, you want to help?
Big Dick: We'll help you take over heaven, together!
Heaven smashes into a crater. oh nooooooooooooooooooo. Big Dick lifts up a big, dynamite- like bomb. Wongate snatches it away from him.
Big Dick: That's it.
Wongate smashes into a building.
Big Dick: Let's rock and roll!
Wongate hits Big Dick and Wingate. Dramatic music. They battle the clacking feet and demon hands. Kicks and punches and slams and kneels and subdues and what looks like a back-hand punch to the temple knocks Wingate down.
Big Dick: Slow down, Wingate, there's a chance we can win this thing.
Adam: Not just yet, we have to get a move on.
Death comes crashing through the dust.
Big Dick: Slow down, Wingate, slow down.
Wingate: Get out of the way!
David: How many angels did we kill?
Wingate: Four!
David: How many demons? Four?
Wingate: Yeah!
Big Dick: C'mon, it's time to round up some demons.I'm not leaving any.
Wingate: I'm not leaving any.
The angels amass in the streets.The Demons assemble in the chimes.Big Dick and Wingate bring their guns of hell to battle the angels and the demons. The battle music rises, the battle is joined. angels and demons mow down on angel and demon and angel, demons mow down on Wungate. Everyone dies laughing. Tina takes off her glasses, and kicks them at the demons. The demon slayer dances around heaven. Adam and James are gone, holding their swords over their heads, calling on the angels to join them. Everyone runs away from hell, over some rocks. Angels and demons play hide and seek in the chimes. Tina strolls over the rocks. Friggin' rambles away. Friggin' rambles past. Angels die of broken necks and broken arches. Demons fall dead, or explode. Adam and James emerge, arming themselves with massive amounts of awesome weapons. The combat music drowns out. All the angels join in the battle. Big Dick dies. Legs are broken. Ancient weapons get clobbered. The demon slayer spins on an ancient lance.
Dramatic music.
Chaos comes flying through the door. Slicing death comes crashing through the door. In a moment swoop, everyone is dead.
THE END
