reasons why I....

would be the worst death eater

I would never be a good bad guy...

Let alone any guy...

1) I have a very short attention span.

Voldamort: blah, blah, blah, Harry potter, blah, blah, destroy, blah, blah.

Me:' man... he has a really flat head...'

Voldamort: blah, blah, blah, pure blood, blah, blah, Harry potter again.

Me:' I wonder if he ran into the wrong wall in kings cross?'

Voldamort: blah, blah, blah...

Me:' hehehe, I just realized... he hasn't got a nose.'

Sits there day dreaming...

Voice: hey, come on, it's over.

Me: (Snaps back to reality, only to realize everyone has gone.)

Me: forever alone... :(

2) I crack under pressure.

Bellatrix: kill him!!!

(Points at Harry.)

Harry: oh look, New brooms

Me: uh...

Bellatrix: what are you waiting for?!!!

Me: ( le wild bluepigeon uses tackle)

Bellatrix: -_-

3) my logic isn't that great.

Me: ( points wand at Harry).

Wait, why am I using this when, I can just do this...

(Punches Harry.)

Harry: ow...

Me: that's how you defeat a wizard!!!

Everyone: ...

4) I'm too cheery...

Everybody sitting around the table being gloomy.

Me: (walks in)

Hey, friends!!!

Everyone: ( looks at me.)

Me: (sits down next to Bellatrix)

So... how is everyone?

(Awkward silence)

Me: no... nobody willing to share their feelings?

5) I do weird things when I'm bored.

Me: (sitting on chair next to Bellatrix.)

Voldy is late again...

(Begins to twiddle with wand)

Hey, it looks like pen.

Everybody: (Looks at me as I place my hand on table.)

Me: I got all my,ow ,fingers and the knife, ow, goes chop, chop, chop.
And if I miss this one, ow, then, they will all fall off...

Everybody: ( gets weirded out by me playing the knife game with

my wand.)

Me: ( stabs my finger with wand) ow...

6) I can't keep secrets...

Enough said.

7) I'll randomly start singing.

Me: ugh, this is so boring...

*le sigh *
We're all living in a yellow submarine,
A yellow submarine
A yellow submarine
We're all living in a yellow submarine
A yellow submaaaarrrrriiinne!!!!

(Looks up to see voldy and Snape looking at me as if I'm insane.)

Me: hehehe, hey....

Voldamort: Arvada kadabra!

Me: Nooooooo! (Dies.)

Snape: I never liked the Beatles...

8) I'll organise random parties.

Yay!

9) I'll probably be killed within the first week. Probably by my own not so fellow death eaters.

10) it is not in my nature to intentionally hury or let alone, kill anyone.