The first day at camp..

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One day Jesus was finally old enough to go to camp for his 37th birthday...

"Mom I'm ready I got my bag and everything!". Jesus said exited to finally being able to go to camp. "Alright honey hop in the car I just need to find my pussy wetter so it won't be dry,". Struggling said Mary trying to get everything together to not be late.

Few minutes later

"Alright Jesus we can go now let me just out the keys in.." 

.In jesus' mind he was thinking.."wow I'm going to camp Campbell well I will I till this stupid bitch hurry's up she is taking so long such a fucking slag well I hope there's hot 🥵  boys there I wish...."

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