author note/; if tou are mot mitsu or tab readinn this then get a life weirdo
i didnt proofread this
OK STORY TINE
Tweek and Mitsu were laying on Mitsu's bed, spooning. It had invited Tweek over after Tweeks absolute fucking retarded attempt at sexting. Mitsu was watching The Rock compilations and since he was the big spoon Tweek was forced to watch a buff lightskin man talk about his muscles for 20 minutes.
"Oh my fuckking god Mitsu can we plese watch spmethig else i am going to kill myself"
"no"
Tweek sighed and pulled out his own phone, releasing himself from Mit(sus) grasp. He texted his bestie 4 lifer Tabbytabbyfagger and sent her a selfie of him with 2019 glasses on. Tweek laughed when Tabs respose was "THE 2019 GLASSE" because the fucking slow ass bitch cant even properly spell a 3rd grade spelling word. Mitsu pouted and hugged Tweek from behind.
"Babe..... stop texting that gay ass pussy lover.... I want to do...... something."
Tweek smirked to himself, knowing just what that "something" was. He turned around and locked lips with Mitsu yadda yadda we have hot gay steamy makeout mitsu tops because its like 5 inches taller than me
Just as Mitsu was about to put it in, Tweek started spazzing and foaming at the mouth. Mitsu assumed this was normal since Tweek is literally twitching 24/7 but got concerned when he wouldnt stop. Susdenly, Tweek stopped moving. He died. He died from wax poisooning because he ate a fucking candle. Thats right. Nigga frl ate a lavender scented candle with caramel and chocolate sauce on top. He ate it with no regrets. Died a gangsta. Tweek a real one frl 💯
timeskip to my funeral (only tab and mitsu attend because i have no friends)
"I hope everyone gathered here today, is gathered here not to remorse, but to remember all the good times with Tweek." Tab starts. "He was a good man, a sexy man, a curvy ass mf with huge tits.... and a plump, juicy ass." Mitsu nodded and sniffled. "I didnt know what else to write sp i left it blank lol rip bozo he died doin what he loved tho (having gay sex)" Tab finished. Mitsu clapped.
the end im tired and twitching rn LOL
