[BEING REWITTEN]
#𝗙! 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗥 𝗫 𝗩! 𝗝𝗝𝗞 ✧ in which a spineless teenager is a jujutsu sorcerer against her will and also has an obsession with marriage
(𝗭𝗘𝗡𝗜𝗧𝗦𝗨 𝗜𝗡𝗦𝗣𝗜𝗥𝗘𝗗 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗥)
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When I had woken up, I was in an entirely different place. I had been layed down on a concrete step and lower down was the Itadori and the boy we had previously met.
I groaned as a sharp pain started to grow at the back of my head.
"What happene–" I paused as I remembered what happened and snapped my head to the strawberry, Jennifer Lawrence obsessed degenerate.
"you..." I grumbled and said boy turned to the noise with a bright smile.
"You're awake! How are you feeAAAAAA" he screeched as I backhanded his face.
"WHY WOULD YOU KNOCK ME OUT?! ALL I WANT IN LIFE IS HAPPINESS AND A SIGNIFICANT OTHER AND THIS IS WHAT I GET INSTEAD?! A BUNCH OF JERKS DOING EVERYTHING IN THEIR POWER TO STOP ME FROM LIVING FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE!"
"Oi brat, shut the fuck up you're so lou–" I punched the talking cheek.
"NOT NOW! I'LL KNOCK YOU TEETH OUT THROUGH YOUR EYES OLD MAN!"
Luckily, he dissappeared almost immediately, so the new candidate wouldn't of seen him. Instead a purple mark formed on Itadori's cheek instead. However, instead of complaining or punching me back, he gave me a thumbs up and sparkles seemed to appear around him.
"Wow, you're getting stronger with those punches! You even made Sukuna go back in!"
I sweatdropped at the incredible optimism as he clapped and gave praises.
'did I hit him so hard he got a concussion?'
"Anway!" he grabbed the fly head from his pants pocket, "The other day, people died in the theater you went to. Did you see anything gross like this thing?"
The boy looked at the creature with a blank expression, "No, I didn't see anything. I've only been able to see things like that clearly recently."
Itadori nodded in response but I wasn't so convinced.
'his heartbeat is going unusually fast...there's obviously something he's hiding'
"There's nothing else to ask then!" Itadori exlaimed whilst he sat down on the step next to him, I followed but sat on the one above.
"I hate to sound ignorant but um..." I started and they both looked behind them, "What's your name?"
"You asked for me to marry you and you didn't even know my name?" he sweatdropped and I felt my eye twitch slightly.
"Now now, I'm not here to be judged you bi–"
"Junpei"
I smiled at him, "now that I know your name does that mean I can marry you now~" I giggled dreamily
"I'm sorry, I'm not ready for that type of stuff yet..."
There was then a very awkward silence and I started to sulk at the wall.
"no one loves meeeeeeeEeeE" I lamented as a painful voice crack sounded.
"So what were you watching at the theatre?" Itadori started a conversation.
"i HaTe my liiiiFFEEeE"
"It's an old remake so you wouldn't know even If I told you." Junpei answered, watching the strawberry happily look onwards at the water.
"It's fine! It's fine!" said strawberry reassured.
"I'm gonna be lonely foREVer"
"Worm Humans 3" Itadori visibly grimaced at the name.
"It's really boring isn't it? I guess that's why I was punched a lot" he grimaced at the thought of the cursed bear, "But number 2... 2 was interesting wasn't it?"
"i wANt to LEAve"
Junpei brightened, "Yeah! You're right! Number 2 just had that kick!"
I stopped complaining as I heard a weird sound over the two fanboys.
It was similar to a heartbeat, but it was a lot more shallow and deep sounding. It was almost as if it was drum more than an organ.
I looked up to the source and saw a hooded figure walking suspiciously slow. I couldn't see his face very well but a dark tattoo was on his forehead.
'who the hell?'
He must've felt the stare and sped off walking to wherever. I narrowed my eyes in thought.
'Why did he say "bullseye"? Was he looking for us specifically? IS HE A MURDERER? No... They would still have a normal sounding heartbeat. His heartbeat... Is similar to that of a curse.'
