One day on a warm sunny day. A man named Mr.Zero he was very smart , like comic books, movies, anime, and reading books on wattpad.com. But he can't stand mainstream music in this day and age. The one thing he hates the most about mainstream music are teen idols. Right now he is injoying seeing Justin Beiber's music career die a slow milk puke death, and those shitty Twilight movies are finally over. But he is about to find out something more worse then Justin Beiber, but not so much as bad as those Twilight movies. But they are still very bad and Mr.Zero is sick of seeing them everywhere he couldn't even watch the 2012 Olympics without seeing those gay Englishmen and they are One Direction.
So to clear his mind he went on wattpad.com to read a good book. But he made the mistake of looking in the fan fiction category! All he could see is One Direction fan fiction he sorted it by hotness,newness, all time it didn't matter all it was One Direction books. This was the last straw Mr.Zero decided to kill One Direction. So he grabs his black dragon katana from his old assassin days. Now he is ready to go but he see's his blu-ray copy of The Dark Knight Rises so he watches it. One awesome movie later.. he is ready to go. He drives in his super awesome minivan!
At the airport he parks his super awesome minivan while he is exiting the super awesome minivan he hears a man lauhing at him for driving a minivan. Mr.Zero stairs at the man and in sheer fear of Mr.Zero the man shits his pants. So Mr.Zero gets a ticket to go to London but the first challenge on his quest has started its getting threw airport security! 2 hours of sheer bullshit later he is on the plane to London. When the plane lands Mr.Zero exits the plane.
He starts looking around and he sees nothing. He pulls out his iphone and uses the gay detector which you can buy at the app store for 2.99$ with no tax. After a hour going around trying to find a signal. Mr. Zero finds something he pulls his katana out ready to kill to only find. Justin Beiber giving a blow job to Usher. Mr.Zero bitched slaps both of them and walks away. Mr.Zero keeps following the app but it leads no where...until he see a horde of teen girls running to a studio downtown Mr.Zero follows them.
Bodyguards blocked the teen girls from coming in the studio but Mr.Zero is not a crazed teen girl. Mr.Zero uses a super stealth move that takes years of training to do in getting in the studio by going threw the back door amazing! Inside the studio he try to find the room where one direction is. In one of the rooms he hears a familiar voice Mr.Zero smiles because now he can get revenge on another person too. Mr.Zero bursts into the room he sees Bono and he super-kicks Bono in the balls. Bono asks why and Mr.Zero just points to a poster of the Spider-man musical and leaves.
Mr.Zero counted to lurch in the halls of the studio to find his targets. Finally he find them in room number 666. He busts threw the door easily and the bodyguards try to attack him. Mr.Zero knocks them out quickly. With katana in hand he walks slowly threw the hall getting closer to his prey.He opens the door to the recording booth too see Justin Beiber blowing One Direction. Mr.Zero facepalms himself then he punts Beiber threw a wall into the next room.Then he sliced off all the heads of One Direction. Mr.Zero's quest to kill a boy band is complete.
But something came across his mind when he looked down he saw blood but it wasn't red it was black. Then he realized why he couldn't find them with the gay detector app, why the room number was 666, and why their blood was black One Direction were demons! The bodys of One Direction started to join together to form a massive demon monster! The massive demon punch Mr.Zero and went threw the whole building and ended up in front of the studio were there the teen girls still waited for One Direction. The wait was over for the directioners One Direction did come out of the building but it wasn't the One Direction they were expecting.
The teen girls started to run away in fear Mr.Zero started to recover from the massive attack the demon delt to him. Mr.Zero standed there as the demon spoke he said "You shall die for what you did to me I well he your soul!" Mr.Zero did the most reasonable thing to do in that moment Mr.Zero gave the demon the double bird. The demon was pissed off then he try to punch Mr.Zero. But he dodged the strike then threw holy water in the demon's eyes. The demon yelled in pain he was blinded for a while. This gave Mr.Zero sometime to think of a plan to kill the demon. Mr.Zero pulls out his phone and called a man that can stop the demon this man's name is Chuck Norris. He calls him did the god know as Chuck Norris said he didn't feel like helping Mr.Zero right now. Norris hanged up the phone. Mr.Zero goes threw his contacts and then found the man that can help him. The man said he well be there as soon as possible.
At the same time the demon got his sight back. Mr.Zero acted quickly he pored the rest of the holy water on his katana so he can hurt the demon. He attacked the demon the katana was really effective on hurting the demon. But then the demon grabbed Mr.Zero and started to slam him on the ground repeatedly. It looks like Mr.Zero was going to die. Then the demon was attacked my the man Mr.Zero called earlier. That man was none other then Dante From Devil May Cry. He helped Mr.Zero up off the ground. Then both started to beating the holy hell out of the One Direction demon. They were about to kill the demon but then the demon grabbed them both. The massive demon ate Mr.Zero one bite. The demon laugh and was going to eat Dante. But then Mr.Zero burst out off the demon's belly. Then Dante got free and grabbed Mr.Zero by the arm then threw him at the demon's head. With one slice from Mr.Zero's katana the demon's head was cut off.
Finally Mr.Zero's quest was over. Dante took a bike and said see ya later then then went off in the sunset. Mr.Zero waved good bye and started his journey back home. Before that Mr.Zero decided to piss on the demon's head. THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!
