Player: wow! Painter made you cry?
Guide: yes, because he said some things that are only partly true.
***
Player; my ultimate goal is to punch moon lord in the eye, just to spite him one last time.
***
Player: oh, here's my award for the most rules broken!
Nurse: that's not an award, it's a complaint letter
Player: *sticks it on fridge* well it has the word "most" in it, so it's an award to me!
***
*player travels to the hallow for the surprisingly first time, at night of course*
Player, staring at the dead corpses of unicorns, gastropods and pixies: i have seen a lot of murders in my time, and all six of them were today
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*player kills a prismatic lacewing since it looked cool and they wanted to*
Empress of Light has awoken!
Player: in these kind of terrible situations, i pull a picture of my npc's out to remind myself-
Player: *pulls out a picture of npc's from pocket and stares at it*
Player: -that if i can put up with these idiots, i can put up with anything
***
EOL: i typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess where i am? in front of you right now.
Player; ....
EOL: vroom vroom, battle me now.
***
Player: i want to kiss you.
EOL: what?!
Player: i said if you die, i won't miss you.
***
Player: oh fiddlesticks.
EOL: look, i understand you're in a tight situation, but let's watch the fucking language
***
EOL: your battle skills are a solid 11/10
Player: aww, th-
EOL: which means 1.1 because you look shit.
***
*finally after player's friend comes along to help them again*
Empress of Light has been defeated!
Player: wow, thanks for thinking of that fake sacrificial stuff.
Friend: oh no, that was all real.
Player: wait, you were trying to help her kill us?!
Friend: if i'm going to be sacrificed, i want to do it right.
*player heads home as their friend leaves the game*
***
Player: Guide, i screwed up today...
Guide: Player, given your daily life experiences, you need to be more specific.
***
Player: hey Nurse, do you remember that time you dared me to lick a swing set?
Nurse: no, i said "don't lick that swing set", and you said "don't tell me what to do" and licked the swing set.
***
Guide: hey there voodoo demons and red devils, it's ya boi-
Player, clutching onto a guide voodoo doll: GUIDE, NO.
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Incorrect Terraria Quotes
AcakRead the title And no I don't have an obsession in bosses with eyes, why do you ask
